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the spacefarer: (boards the scorpius for the first time) damn bitch you live like this

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Spacefarer: When you said you were "magic in bed," I wasn't expecting— Barrett: holds up the 8 of hearts Is this your card? Spacefarer: Holy shit.

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Spacefarer: This might be controversial - not that we need more controversy, in these trying times.

Spacefarer, picking up their collection of plushies: But if you don't care about my stuffed animals...

Spacefarer: Then I don't care about you!

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Since Shattered Space was just revealed, allow my to advertise my server again lol.

Come join and discuss the new trailer with us!

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sarah taking the medal while wearing the gaze of a vietnam vet

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I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

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Starfield + Text Posts 2/?

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Sarah: Why can’t you just say phrases correctly?

Barrett: Well aren’t you a ray of sunscreen!!!

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Sarah: So, what are we doing? Andreja: Oh, crime! Sarah, eyes wide: C-Crime! Good...

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Sam: If you ever look up to me you're wrong.

Sam: This isn't 'cause I'm short, I'm not short.

Sam: This is 'cause today I was walking along the coastline and I forgot what sand smelled like so I decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort it and it went absolutely not excellent.

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Starborn!Spacefarer: I don't think any of you understand how important I am to the plot.

Starborn!Spacefarer: You can kill me off but everyone will stop watching.

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Matteo: Since people are confused about our sexuality, here it is. I'm not even gay, bitch, I'm a whole ass vegetarian.

Sarah: I'm a disappointment.

Spacefarer: Baby, I'm the pizza delivery guy.

Andreja: I'm irrelevant.

Sam: I'm a cow.

Vladimir: Bitch, I'm an Aries.

Walter: And I've got scoliosis.

Noel: I'm not even gay, bitch, I'm a bottom.

Barrett: I said, I'm not gay!

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Andreja: 🎵 Is loving the Great Serpent legal yet? 🎶

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Sarah: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener?"

Andreja: Should I not have?

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Andreja: Why do you look like that?

Sarah, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Andreja: Like you are dead.

Sarah: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Vladimir: Sarah accidentally called the Spacefarer “babe” in front of everyone today.

Sarah: *sobs into the floor*

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[Spacefarer and Sam rolling up to save Barrett from the Crimson Fleet]

Spacefarer: Well, looks like we showed up just in the nick of time!

Spacefarer: What's that make us?

Sam: Big damn heroes.

Spacefarer: Ain't we just!

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Sarah: You use the ship for raves? That doesn't seem like the proper use for official resources.

Spacefarer: What're you, like a cop or something?

Sarah: No.

Spacefarer: 'Cause if you are, and I ask you, then you have to tell me. That's totally a law or something.

Sarah: I'm not the police. And that's not a real law.

Spacefarer: Well, if you're not a cop, then how do you know it's not a real law? Busted!

Sarah: You caught me. Hey, is there any-body else... smart... here that I can talk to?

Spacefarer: Hyeah, right. Like I'm gonna tell you. I don't rat people out. Cop.