stardrunk
i'll do what i want
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stardrunk · 5 months ago
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amazon wdym my heart-shaped sandwich cutter is arriving by 10pm???
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stardrunk · 5 months ago
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Why did my dream last night have my seventh grade gym teacher, who in this scenario is my supervisor (weird 'cause my supervisor is a man), tells me I need to end my work crush on a guy in a nearby department
And 5 seconds later, I told her (feebly), "I don't have a crush on him..."
AND SHE GAVE ME THE MOST BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE EVER 😭😭😭
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stardrunk · 7 months ago
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when you spent the weekend horny on main, and now you're horrified to learn your for you page is nsfw lmao
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stardrunk · 9 months ago
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yes, hi, my husband is the tall, dark, handsome, and emotionally constipated one
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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i need a polite way to tell people my default mood is i'm never ok so please stop asking me
or maybe i just need to be more feral idk
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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explain to me why vacuuming the house is my de-stress activity
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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taking an extra day off as a mental health day just to stress out about how i'm going to spend that extra day
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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but i have to laugh at my life or else i will lose my mind
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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sometimes i feel like my hyperfixations are betraying me
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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biggest lie i've ever told myself is saying i will casually play an otome game
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stardrunk · 10 months ago
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i may appear extremely focused at work, but i promise you i am spending my last few brain cells determining which of my 2d boyfriends would like to be called daddy
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stardrunk · 1 year ago
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highkey my goal for 2024 is to get so blackout drunk that 2023 will be permanently erased from my memories
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stardrunk · 1 year ago
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was anyone ever going to tell me that there will be a point in your life that you will buy things not for their intended purposes "this cereal bowl will be perfect for my plants" "this mug will also be cute for my plants" "i can turn these bamboo straws into a trellis...for my plants"
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stardrunk · 1 year ago
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not me forgetting jirachi's name and just calling it sriracha instead 🫠🫠
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stardrunk · 1 year ago
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ok but when is it my turn to be a menace to life
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stardrunk · 1 year ago
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2023 has been feeling like repeatedly getting hit in the face with a baseball coming at you at 100mph
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stardrunk · 1 year ago
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if i act insane maybe people will stop giving me more responsibilities and having expectations
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