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stardrunk · 3 months

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amazon wdym my heart-shaped sandwich cutter is arriving by 10pm???

#text #personal #you really couldn't have put it together with the items that arrived yesterday huh

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stardrunk · 3 months

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Why did my dream last night have my seventh grade gym teacher, who in this scenario is my supervisor (weird 'cause my supervisor is a man), tells me I need to end my work crush on a guy in a nearby department

And 5 seconds later, I told her (feebly), "I don't have a crush on him..."

AND SHE GAVE ME THE MOST BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE EVER 😭😭😭

#text #personal #dreams #i don't have any work crushes!!!#i think???#why am i second guessing myself now #😭😭😭😭😭#also why did my seventh grade gym teacher show up #that was weird #🫠

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stardrunk · 5 months

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when you spent the weekend horny on main, and now you're horrified to learn your for you page is nsfw lmao

#text #personal #help #🥲#scrolling seeing my silly little interests like #acnh lnds taylor swift movies and then #bam #unsolicited dick #h*rny text posts #smutty writings #🥴#i will walk into the sea now goodbye

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stardrunk · 7 months

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yes, hi, my husband is the tall, dark, handsome, and emotionally constipated one

#text #mlqc #mr love queen's choice #love and deepspace #sss several shades #several shades of sadism #once upon a fairy love tale #oriental bride of the emperor #seven hotties all my husbands #kissed by the baddest bidder #swd lost alice #swd blood in roses #otome hell

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stardrunk · 7 months

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i need a polite way to tell people my default mood is i'm never ok so please stop asking me

or maybe i just need to be more feral idk

#text #personal #i refuse to participate in this mundane small talk

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stardrunk · 8 months

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explain to me why vacuuming the house is my de-stress activity

#text #personal #i say that as if i am not neurotically vacuuming every nook and cranny in sight

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stardrunk · 8 months

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taking an extra day off as a mental health day just to stress out about how i'm going to spend that extra day

#text #personal #and now i need an extra extra day off to recover from this stress #😃

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stardrunk · 8 months

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but i have to laugh at my life or else i will lose my mind

#text #personal #my life has been horrendously bad and depressing for 1+ year now #i need people to stop asking how i am if you're not ready for me to spout alarming responses

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stardrunk · 8 months

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sometimes i feel like my hyperfixations are betraying me

#text #personal

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stardrunk · 8 months

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biggest lie i've ever told myself is saying i will casually play an otome game

#text #personal #mlqc #mr love queen's choice #love and deepspace #sss several shades #several shades of sadism #seven hotties all my husbands #once upon a fairy love tale #oriental bride of the emperor #swd lost alice #swd blood in roses #kissed by the baddest bidder #otome hell #when tf have i ever been casual in my life #also yes this is mainly about l&d rn

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stardrunk · 8 months

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i may appear extremely focused at work, but i promise you i am spending my last few brain cells determining which of my 2d boyfriends would like to be called daddy

#text #mlqc #mr love queen's choice #love and deepspace #sss several shades #several shades of sadism #seven hotties all my husbands #oriental bride of the emperor #once upon a fairy love tale #swd blood in roses #swd lost alice #kissed by the baddest bidder #otome hell #😃

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stardrunk · 10 months

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highkey my goal for 2024 is to get so blackout drunk that 2023 will be permanently erased from my memories

#text #personal #ngl #having amnesia is sounding so fucking appealing rn

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stardrunk · 11 months

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was anyone ever going to tell me that there will be a point in your life that you will buy things not for their intended purposes "this cereal bowl will be perfect for my plants" "this mug will also be cute for my plants" "i can turn these bamboo straws into a trellis...for my plants"

#text #personal #adulthood #that cereal bowl from target has been living in my head rent free for the past four days #should i go buy or nah #:'))

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stardrunk · 1 year

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not me forgetting jirachi's name and just calling it sriracha instead 🫠🫠

#text #pokemon

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stardrunk · 1 year

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ok but when is it my turn to be a menace to life

#text #personal #i'm tired of life picking on me!!#i just want to rage quit

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