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"My child is fine" your child has 200+ hours in Stardew Valley

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Oh no i just started playing SV and quickly fell in love with sam, he's so sweet and kind and polite and funny but also real and doesn't pretend, and his lil bro ADORES him which i think is enough proof of how much of a good person he is, so once i got the chance i immediately gave him a bouquet, and he accepted!!!! Me! A dude! He blushed! He didn't even hesitate! But now i'm in a dilemma bc i just realized he and sebastian may have already been a thing?! Am i the one butting in?? 😭 I'll take 3 leaps back at the slightest hint that they ARE each other's better half (or has already been, since long, long before)

Awwww, this is adorable, anon!

Well, the game has a lot of lore you can choose to accept or ignore. Sambastian is a popular ship, but a lot of the townies openly ship Sebastian and Abigail together. Since the game doesn’t really progress with character development, if you broke up with Sam, he would never end up with Sebastian, unfortunately :/. I think you should go ahead, I’m sure he’ll be happy on your farm :D

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Fact: Jas forced Shane to watch My Little Pony with her, and he ended up getting really invested in the characters

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Stardew Valley Fact #94932:

Alex is just a golden retriever in a trench coat.

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happy spooky season, or as I like to call it, "the season where Abby, Sam, and Sebastian go apeshit"

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Stardew Valley Fact #29394:

Shane and Peter B. Parker from Into The Spider-Verse are the same person.

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sebastian watches total drama

don’t we all

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additionally to the last anon harvey has read the entirety of twilight and rly enjoyed it for the mess it is (he's also team alice)

YEAH that’s canon

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sam and seb make me 🥺🥺🥺 because they’re just two small town boys who’s friendship turns into something more and who both have big dreams. both of them want to get out of the valley someday. they want to move to zuzu city - sebastian to work on his career, and sam to become a famous guitar player - and they support each others passions genuinely and wholeheartedly and shdgdhdh i just love their dynamic so much

(they’re literally that “someone will die” “of fun!” meme and i love them for it)

I KNOW. I KNOW. They’re the PERFECT ship because you can make it light and fluffy or get into the Angst or even do a fantasy AU easily

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penny has read the entirety of Twilight and regrets it

FACT

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nobody is irrelevant. nobody is invisible. your neighbors know your name and see you set off to school or work or the backyard everyday, sometimes with a spring in your step and sometimes with hunched over shoulders. there was this one time some stranger pointed you out to their friends and said “that’s the haircut I want” or “I have that shirt, too” or “they go to my school”. someone has admired the way you carry yourself or gave a presentation or even the way you’re so polite when you first meet a person. you’ve made comments or jokes that have stuck in minds of overhearers and eavesdroppers. when old classmates of yours think back to kindergarten or fourth grade or sophomore year they remember you and have an opinion of you. you’ve made recommendations of songs and restaurants and even cookie brands and actually introduced people to their all-time favorites. the cashier at the grocery store knows exactly what laundry detergent your household uses, or even if you don’t do your laundry at all.

you can never be irrelevant. there’s pieces of you everywhere, in a dozen lives, in a hundred dreams, in a million memories. maybe it’s true that you don’t have any friends, and you have a sucky relationship with your family or no family at all and no-one ever checks up on you, and you’re really very lonely, but that doesn’t determine your worth. you do. and so do the billions of small attributions you’ve already made to the world, both long-term and short-term. so thank you.

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Omg I can’t believe I’m 70 away from 1k???? Thank you all so much🥺

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I was looking up fancy names because I’m considering getting a pet, and-

So I decided to go to their website and what the fuck

And these ones are for boys:

This isn’t a joke article. These are actual suggestions from real people to name a baby

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the town never changes. sebastian learns this when he’s fourteen, six years after his mom remarries and makes them move out to the middle of fuckass nowhere. he wonders if he sould have figured it out before - years upon years of sitting in his room, designing his website, forcing a smile when he has to talk to his neighbors - it should have tipped him off. should have at least made him wonder.

but, then again, sebastian’s never been very observant. he’s probably lucky to have realized it at all.

he centers his life around those rare visits to zuzu city - when his mom drives him in and drops him off at his dad’s house. it’s not even seeing his dad that he looks forward to - no, it’s just the feeling of being lost in a crowd. the knowledge that, to most of the people that pass him, he’s just another nameless face on the side of the road.

and he takes comfort in that. he likes being unknown. he genuinely has fun in zuzu, something he’s never been able to say for stardew valley.

his mom always picks him up, though, and she asks what they did. she listens, too, to what he has to say, genuinely interested in his life, and - well. sebastian can’t say that he’s fond of her husband, but she’s still his mom.

and she’s probably the only person who cares about him.

at least, until a certain spiky-haired, blond skateboarder shows up on their doorstep, fidgeting with a rubber band around his wrist.

“hey,” the kid says, and sebastian is NOT eavesdropping. not at all. “um. my family just moved into town - my name’s sam, by the way - and my mom told me to come introduce myself. and to ask if you need anything. so. i’m sam, and do you need anything?”

sebastian pokes his head around to see who his mom is talking to, and meets eyes with the most gorgeous boy to perhaps ever exist. seriously. no one should be that attractive. “uh. my-ahem, my name’s sebastian,” he says, and out of the corner of his eye he can see his mom holding back a chuckle. dammit.

“fuck,” breathes sam, and then, “you’re really cute. take me on a date?”

YES

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FUCK I COULDVE SWORN THERE WAS ONE NAMED SAM NSBDKWBFKEFB

HSJSKDLLDLF MAYBE THERE IS?? IDK I watched most of them when I was little + googled it and couldn’t find any results

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YOU’RE SO AMAZING FHFDSFHFSS YOUR BLOG IS SUCH A BLESSING AND YOU DESERVE SO MUCH

🥺🥺🥺 Thank you so much Anon ❤️❤️

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if linus is linus from peanuts, that implies the same for sam. (i’m like 70% sure there’s a character named sam, though i did not fact check.)