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This is a slow fandom zone

None of that "Oh no they bomb-dropped all the episodes in a week 1 month ago, I'm late!" "The tag hasn't been active all week is the fandom dead?" "I only got a hundred shares the first hour no one cares about my art"

Slow down

Take a deep breath and slow down

Fandom is YOU. And me and everyone. If we doodle stick figures for a show that ended 30 years ago we aren't "late" or "doing too little", we're playing dolls in our own time and having fun with works of art that mean a lot to us

You can literally watch and engage with something that aired in 2004 as if it aired yesterday

If the tag hasn't been active for 14 months guess what? If YOU post there, it isn't dead. Literally you can talk about anything you want whenever you want there is no weird law against watching things that people aren't actively talk about

Let's be deranged about stories together

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Guys, I lied. I no longer think Jace and Porter should be dating. I now now believe with my whole heart that they are messy exs who broke up after Jace got corrupted.

Like, picture this, Porter realizing something is off with Jace as soon as he comes back from the Mountains of Chaos. He can't figure out what it is, Jace has been so angry, so rageful but twisted in a way that mocks Porter's own rage. Porter never gets an answer to his questions so he breaks it off, knowing his passion for rage will only feed into the distorted version of Jace's.

Porter is left alone, unknowing that his Jace is dead.

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Fandom Archive Fun Fact: @baron-fromthebaronies made the very first starbreaker post to show up in the main tag on May 1st, 2024 👏👏👏

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mmmmm. porter ascends. jace haunts him. this is True and Beautiful to me

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Okay we're back in business

A little ascension, as a treat

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porter is a simp btw. if you even care. he loves jace with everything in him and it absolutely makes him look a little pathetic. he is absolutely enamored by him and everything he does and is not quiet about showing it.

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Much Ado About Nothing Starbreaker au, thoughts?

ohhhhhh boyy. forget spring we're having a shotgun wedding. get the flowers, bitch

so the first reading my brain wants me to make is a beatrice benedick one, of course. bc snark and hatefucking and. well. don pedro + co as kipperlily and the ratgrinders (im sorry im sorry im so sorry). matchmaking. you get it.

and there's an ending to that which is capital c Comedic, where they end up together and things are lovely. but there's also i think the other element of this which is that initially. the matchmakers are in fact lying to beatrice and benedick. there is no unrequited love. it's been made up for their amusement.

and that to me feels much, much more starbreaker. bc they're each conniving enough and also self centered enough (just like beatrice and benedick are) to believe that they can take advantage of the other person (just like beatrice and benedick think they can). but ofc for starbreaker i think it has to go horribly wrong, and they never actually fall in love with each other. or they do and then they think it's just unrequited the other way around and they don't have friends like beatrice and benedick do to set their heads on straight.

and that's where the second reading comes in. which is the real parallel i'm envisioning here, between hero and claudio and jace and porter. where there's the bed trick (tl;dr claudio's rival convinces him that hero has fucked someone else before their wedding by staging 2 other people fucking), and where claudio (porter) is fully convinced hero (jace) has been unfaithful.

the rat grinders or the bad kids or his own goddamn ego convinces him that jace has betrayed him, that he's given porter up and doomed him to fail (bc this isn't about sex. it never was. it's about power. and knowledge.)

and so porter continues as if nothing is different, blind w fury and rage until he finally confronts jace about it who's like. what. the actual fuck. no i'm in this with you are you kidding me??? but bc of the nature of this story porter can't believe him.

and because starbreaker is many things but it is not a comedy, this is where porter shatterstars jace. who would have said yes. but doesn't get the chance bc porter's convinced he's already betrayed him.

and then, when evidence comes to light that jace did not actually betray porter. well. it's too late, isn't it. because he's already under porter's control and now porter has no way to know if post-shatterstar jace feels the same as pre-shatterstar jace.

and so they're stuck in this revolving cycle where jace is desperately trying to convince porter that he does love him that he never betrayed him that they're still okay even post-shatterstar. but porter is too griefstruck and untrusting of himself to believe that, because it's actually him who betrayed jace. who loves him and cursed him. and who he now can never actually be with bc it's fake. and porter hates deception (thank you brennan for that bit in the finale)

AAAGHHGHG i hate. this. why is my brain like this. curse you. what color shall the tablecloths be.

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the first time they fuck, jace whines and sniffles as porter pushes inside of him, insisting “it’s too big, you’re not gonna fit,” and porter just grips jace’s hips and moves further inside, leaning down to growl in his ear that “i know you’re gonna make it fit, sweetheart, because you need it” and jace just moans and tries to fuck back onto porter’s cock because he knows he’s right and gods does he want to feel all of him inside of himself, and when porter’s fully buried inside of him, fucking into his hole ruthlessly, jace comes at the sight of the bulge in his stomach because he truly wants porter to just split him open and make it hurt.

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you know we have this thing with Jace being scared of commitment, and the starbreaker situationship being on again, off again? I think I've found one of their break ups.

So it starts with Porter overhearing Jace speaking on the crystal with his parents, and Porter being shocked that Jace's parents are even alive. Because Jace just never mentions them. And he's a little affronted that Jace has never asked him to meet said parents in all the years they've been doing.. whatever it is they're doing. Because, what, is Jace ashamed of him or something?? Why would Jace not want to show him off??? So he's kind of simmering with anger and after Jace hangs up on them, Porter asks when he thinks they'll next be in town, announcing that he'll be taking them to dinner. Not asking Jace, telling him. And Jace just gets this look on his face, panic like a trapped animal.

"No, you can't do that." Jace says, and it just pisses Porter off even more, because since when does Jace tell him what to do?

"Why not?"

"Because they're raging homophobes and if they find out I'm with a man, they'll cut me out of their will."

And as soon as those words are said, Porter just deflates, anger immediately dissipating, because. Right. Yeah. That makes sense. And he feels a little bad about being so pushy and immediately assuming the worst of Jace. (A little bad. It's not going to stop him doing the same thing again some time.) Porter isn't going to apologise, but he does spend the rest of the night making it up to Jace, doing a lot of things his parents would strongly disapprove of.

And so whenever the crystal rings and it's Jace's parents, Porter makes himself scarce. It doesn't happen that often, they're not in touch that much, but it's often enough to grate on him. Often enough that it makes Porter hate them, moves Mr and Mrs Stardiamond up to the top of his list of people who are getting smited on his first day as a god.

Until one day they're laid in bed, Porter is spooning Jace, and Jace's crystal buzzes, and he reaches over and grabs it, in case it's one of the Rat Grinders, in case it's important. As Jace is looking at it, Porter reads the text over his shoulder. It's Jace's mom.

Your cousin Jessica just got engaged... She's saying the wedding's going to be in Fallinel. And then, before Jace has finished typing out a reply, a follow up. So... when are you going to find yourself a husband??

It takes Porter a second to process what he reads, the fact that Jace lied to him, and what follows is an absolute screaming match that ends in Jace Teleporting away without even bothering to get dressed first.

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I really do deep down truly believe that jace and porter had some romantic/sexual involvement at some point. im not even horny about it I think it just makes sense

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ITS FINALLY DONE. Anyway. Come beloved SB mutuals n friends come get your emotionally heavy 10k Jace topping from the bottom Starbreaker smut. Yes they fuck in Porter’s office. Bc I’m a cliche.

Summary: Jace gets dropped in the Far Haven Woods, and when he comes back, he finds out how vital to the Plan—and to Porter—he really is.

Teaser:

Jace comes to with a start and the sensation of a familiar hand’s sturdy grasp on his shoulder. His eyelids flutter open to the sight of Porter Cliffbreaker kneeling beside him. He lets out a hoarse laugh; he never thought he’d be so relieved to see the face of his condemner. “It’s you.” “It’s me.” His usual self-assuredness is gone, replaced by the most alien look of sheer panic Jace has ever seen. “Can’t—Can’t get rid of me that easily, huh, boss?” He can barely get the words out through a cough. Blood . He attempts to reach up, not even sure what he’s planning on doing—maybe give Porter some reassurance? Or maybe grab him, shake him for his stupidity. They’re in the Far Haven Woods. He remembers now. Which means Porter must have just performed Lay on Hands.

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Something something Jace on his knees in a puddle of blood, hands bound behind him. Porter gently, but firmly, tilting his chin up, “lemme see those pretty eyes of yours starshine.” Jace’s pupils are fully blown, eyes glazed over, as he looks up and whimpers. He’s too far gone to form words, coherent or otherwise. Porter shushes him, petting his hair back, “That’s it, my pretty saint, why don’t we give you another sip.” He bites into his own flesh, moves the hand cradling Jace’s chin to the back of his neck, and holds his arm to Jace’s mouth. “Drink up, there’s a good boy. Keep those eyes on me. Let’s try not to spill a drop this time.” Jace latches onto Porter’s arm. The blood is rich, heady, the definition of intoxicating. He’s already so far gone, but his god commanded him to drink, so he drinks. Porter’s touch is the only thing keeping him anchored to his body. Time ceased to exist what seems like ages ago. Eventually Porter removes his arm and Jace whines at the loss. “Mmm don’t be needy little saint, you take only what your god deigns you to have. But you were such a good boy keeping those eyes on me.” He leans down as he drags Jace’s head up and licks the blood trailing down his chin before kissing him deeply.

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HMMM. i have no agenda whatsoever. absolutely none. but how do you think jace would react to a... needy porter?

ohh he would love it. my immediate first thought was sex pollen 😭 but let’s make this semi canon compliant. so microdosing ambrosia as a mortal is obviously. not ideal. and porter insists that he’s fine and waves jace off if he so much as offers him a towel for the sweat dripping down his face and then goes to lick his wounds in the privacy of his office.

but one day he looks worse than usual and kind of staggers off and jace lets him go but then follows him because he’s a nosy bitch and cares about porter and he pushes the door to his office open (and porter really must have been out of it if he didn’t even bother to lock it) and he’s expecting to see—at best—porter with his head on his desk like he’s coming down from a hangover or—at worst—him convulsing on the ground. what he is NOT expecting to see is porter with his head thrown back and his pants just barely down around his thighs like he couldn’t wait a second longer, his cock angry, red, and dripping where it peeks out from his fist. he’s letting out soft grunts and whines, sounds that jace has never heard from him even in bed, and he’s honestly going to just stand there and watch because he doesn’t want porter to stop, he looks so good laid out like that, and then he hears—

“jace.”

it’s barely even a whimper, but porter looks like he’s savoring it, says it again and tightens his grip on his cock. and, well, jace can’t just let that go unacknowledged. so he slips inside the office, shutting the door quickly behind him, and porter’s eyes snap open in shock. instead of rage, or even embarrassment, though, jace sees desperation.

“please,” porter begs, and jace has never heard porter beg a day in his life, but fuck if it doesn’t make his own cock perk up. “jace, i—it’s bad this time, it won’t go away, i need—i need you, fuck—“ and all the while, his hand is still wrapped around his leaking cock, hips bucking up in little thrusts, and jace just can’t get over how wrecked porter sounds, and he’s absolutely not going to look a gift horse in the mouth, so he just goes over and straddles porter’s lap and the moan he lets out when jace wraps his lithe fingers around him is enough to bring jace to full erection.

“it’s okay, i’ve got you,” he murmurs, the pre-cum beading at the head of porter’s dick and dripping down his shaft more than enough to slick the way—he’s never seen him this wet before—and before he can say anything else, porter’s leaning up to kiss him so desperately, teeth clashing against each other and tongue slipping wetly along jace’s lower lip, and jace really wants to just give in and let his arousal take over like he has so many times before with porter, but he may never get this chance again, so he kisses him back before pulling his hand away from his cock. and porter actually whines, low and keening, rocking his hips up in hopes that he’ll hit jace’s hand even incidentally for any chance of friction, and jace can’t bite back his grin.

“you want it?” he teases playfully, threading his fingers through porter’s hair. he tugs, and porter hisses through his teeth.

“jace,” porter groans, eyes begging him to not make him say it.

“ask me.” his grip tightens on porter’s roots, his eyes flashing honey-dark.

“touch me,” porter pleads, leaning into his grasp. “c’mon, love, don’t be cruel—“

“oh, like you’re never cruel to me,” jace coos, making porter moan with a sharp nip to his earlobe. oh, he’s going to have so much fun.

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I was looking for songs that remind me of Starbreaker and I realized I just already have Porter's playlist.

Turns out being full of rage pays off sometimes.

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Brennan: Here’s my evil villain duo~

Us: Jace is getting opened up by Porter

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I don't love you, I just love the bomb ⭐️💎