🔥 scorpio ☕🍕 chicago 🪄 wizard 🐈⬛ doing 🧙♂️ investigations 🥴🌩️ Ind. Semi-Selective RP blog for Harry Dresden, Professional Wizard, Killer of All Things Spooky, and Pain in the Ass, as penned by Reju. 18+ only. Sideblog to reallifejedi.
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//testing tumblr. It’s being annoying about notifications
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didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
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The City of Portland Bureau of Supernatural Containment?
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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it
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showing my blood places it's never seen before!
1. the world outside my body
2. hhopital
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//Happy Pride! Harry is demisexual and a boob guy, regardless of the owners gender.
He isn't likely to ever admit this in the next few decades.
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"came back wrong" this "came back wrong" that well i came back swinging. i clawed and scratched my way back. and it was sexy
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TXF 5x12
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i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions
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Sometimes I get on here when we’re practicing with a new faraday cage or I happen to be doing something for Etri and I get access to one of these things. Computers, I mean.
Probably best to assume if I put up a wizarding PSA or whatever it’s Butters or Will posting it for me, because otherwise I’ll break it.
Anyway there’s this video posted on the paranet that’s probably a fetch disguised as a cat but the way it wiped out trying to get on the fridge is hilarious. I swear I’m watching it for investigation purposes.
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god id wish youd shut the fuck up
wish denied
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“You do not write your life with words…You write it with actions. What you think is not important. It is only important what you do.”
— Patrick Ness, A Monster Calls
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6’3 as a height is so unnecessary. Get down from there
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I'm not like other girls. I've somehow angered the Gods.
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What do you mean the big, emotionally-stoic man didn't tell you he loved you?? His eyes literally went soft when he glanced your way??
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