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The cis dudes who have been following me since time immemorial logging in in 2018 to see the somewhat effeminate TF2 player they follow has started using she/her pronouns

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Girl Tintin

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HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

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Heallo What Are Your Thoughts On Shipping ?

not allowed. if i see anyone draw or write about siffrin and isabeau holding hands or siffrin and loop looking into each other's eyes or mirabelle and isabeau organizing their bonding ceremony or odile meeting a nice couple at a bar or bonnie having a teeny tiny puppy crush on sif you WILL be hearing from my lawyer

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I think about this tweet almost every time I get a steam notification

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the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests

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hung out with my buddy nobody today

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What are the advantages of being a maid

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Doll Picking Lawyer: HDP

This is the doll picking lawyer and today i have for you a soviet era service doll from the, now defunct, company Hazel Doll Productions.

This short lived line of dolls can no longer be purchased except from second hand sellers, therefor, they are considered a rarity. Having been birthed during the soviet era in old eastern block countries, its design is a product of the mentality of the time. Which is to say, simple and rugged.

Overall, its construction is fairly sturdy and resistant to wear and turn, however, it can only handle being given a single task at any given time. It will perform that task until told to stop, once its been given a new task, or if it is disabled. For this demonstration, ive instructed it to be Still so as to be able to work more easily.

Now, despite being a fairly tough design externally, its internals at incredible vulnerable to even the simplest picking attempts. This is primarily because of its key holes' rack key mechanism.

To demonstrate, i will be using this carrot i purchased from my local grocery store. Simply like the carrot up with the keyhole and shove it in forcefully to make the internal rack move and... there we go.

The doll slumps forward.

To show once again how easy it is, ill remove the carrot and let the rack reset.

The doll stands stiffly. "What are your orders comrade?"

Again we force the carrot it...

It slumps forward once more.

And there you have it. While this design was interesting and serviceable at the time, theres a reason these dolls did not see continued product.

Thats all I have for you today. If you liked this, please like and subrscribe, and as always, have a nice day. Thank you.

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Andi (she/her)