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johnny: hey Toasty, are you free on friday? like, around 8pm?
hanzo: yes?
johnny: what about you, Grandmaster Blueberry Ice?
kuai: yeah, i am.
johnny: great! because i’m not. you two go out without me. enjoy your date.
hanzo: what the fuck did he just-
#mortal kombat scorpion#Mortal Kombat#mk11#Kuai Liang#sub zero#Hanzo Hasashi#incorrect quotes#subscorp#scorpion mk
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I saw your post about Mbappe, Hakimi and Giroud and look at this picture lmao https://www.gettyimages.com.br/detail/foto-jornal%C3%ADstica/kylian-mbappe-of-france-consoles-achraf-hakimi-of-foto-jornal%C3%ADstica/1449324364?phrase=Mbappe
oh, thanks for the food, anon! i LOVED it ~<3

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Raiden: don't do it!
Scorpion: *does it*
Sub Zero: *screaming*
Quan Chi: *looks into the camera like in the office*
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Your honor I just want them to be happy
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Subscorpweek Day 4: Lust - Just 2 rival grandmasters accidently getting tangled up during a kissing sparring session 👀
I'm sooooorrry!! I know everyone else bought the SPICE to this prompt, but this was the best I could do 😂
Larger version over at my twitter!
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Bi-Han: Can you ask Hanzo if he's interested in me?
Kuai: He's my boyfriend.
Bi-Han:
Bi-Han: Can you ask your boyfriend if he's interested in me?
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Subscorpweek Day 5: Klassic - Just some platonic sparring this time!
We as a fandom don't talk enough about Sub Zeroes MK9 fatality where he just jumps on his opponents like this?? And I think that's a tragedy 😤
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(repost)
SubScorp week day 1: First Kiss
Heavily referenced by Yuhong Ding's artwork.
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