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what the fuck are "phil trash number one allegations" mf they are not allegations you went onstage in front of an audience and called yourself that openly. the call is coming from inside the house babe
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💀
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😭?
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this was my hard launch
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they’re so fucking domestic im vibrating
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phil trying to think of how to describe meeting 2009 dan without saying he thought he was hot is so funny
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stupid bitch <3
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◇ the knight of wands ◇
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I meant to make this say "I know what you are" but I pressed the button too early and made it infinitely more threatening
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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people
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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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allow me to debut the new gay phlag
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i missed yall
may i interest you in the specials tonight?
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