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[COVERED IN BLOOD AND AT 1 HP] save me gay elf

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this site needs an "i'm not american" badge

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Queen of Omega

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he lived, served cunt. died. got resurrected, served cunt again. died even harder.

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get it grandpa GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FYI if anything I say is contradictory it's cause I have like 8 different opinions at once and I actually have no idea what's going on

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I have been watching a lot of Dimension 20

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romance a video game man who makes you occasionally say “shut the fuck up” out loud in real life when his ambient dialogue plays

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so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

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pour one for all the pairs of two unimportant background characters who are soldiers or guards and are bickering with each other while alone in patrol before being mercileslly killed one after the other to indicate the presence of a big threat. your sacrifices will be honored as a narrative cinematic tool

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BNUY

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oh my god. superhero movies are dying but they will be replaced by videogame movies. how did i not realize this earlier? it’s so obvious. the fnaf movie the mario movie the last of us show. it’s all coming together. and the cure will be worse than the illness. you will all regret this

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