stainedunicorn

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every time i open my tumblr i am scared and embarrassed to post because my friends have my @ 😕😕

asks will be out soon i just need to get over myself

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Kitten/puppy/bunny/little girl

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everyone likes to hc zayne and sylus as the "old men" of lads but i lowk think caleb would be SUCH a millennial

he probably takes divorced dad selfies with the camera angle as high as he can get it

and listens to maroon 5

and nsync...... and the backstreet boys,,,, and probably usher,,,

AND IF U ASKED TO MAKE A TIKTOK WITH HIM HE WOULD HAVE THE WORST MILLENNIAL PAUSE EWW EEK

i dont even know where im getting this hc from i guess im just pulling it out of my ass

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oo,,oughh... hypothetical beach banner caleb... save me hypothetical beach banner caleb,,,...

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my worlds,,, theyre coming together,,

fka twigs, king krule, clairo & dev hynes photographed by ciesay-san at the artists for aid / gaza & sudan benefit concert 🇵🇸🇸🇩.

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HELLOOO

im here to ask if you could write some relationship hcs with caleb ?!? Maybe set during his college days cuz i LOVE that version of caleb alot 😍😍

take ur time to write it!!! Thank you so muchh (and tag me when ur finished hhehe)

college!caleb x reader

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with the age difference and all, college caleb is a little hard to write about so for the sake of my sanity let's say he's training at the aerospace academy in skyhaven while you're training to become a hunter (presumably in linkon) (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

you and caleb don't see each other very often because of the distance, but you text all day and call whenever you can (mostly per his request)

drunk texts are definitely not uncommon when it comes to him. our golden boy is getting dragged to parties left and right, so sometimes you'll wake up with a hefty amount of "llove y,uo"s and lengthy voice memos in your inbox

all his friends know everything about you because he physically cannot shut up about you it's impossible

he gets tagged in posts a lot and canonically girls ask who he is and thirst over him in the comments

because of all the female attention he gets, he reassures you so much it's insane

"nobody can take me away from you", "nobody compares to you", etc etc

he would probably give u his life360 so you can see where he is 25/8

nooow when you guys are together, this man is so attached to you it's insane

caleb flies out to see you at LEAST biweekly. on weekends when he's not busy

this man will make it his life's mission to be the first one you see when you wake up and the last you see when you go to sleep

every night, you fall asleep to the sound of caleb's voice whispering about how pretty you are and how much he missed you

and every meal you eat will be cooked by him as long as he's with you

every time he comes over, he acts like he hasn't seen you for years

so he plans little dates and makes things suuuper special

and when it's time for him to leave, he'll sulk and whine like a dog as if his next visit isn't a week away !

thank u @hazyue for this ask, i had so much fun writing ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و♡

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MY ASKS ARE OPEN!!!

please anyone and everyone send me asks ( ｡ • ᴖ • ｡)

i am new to writing drabbles and hcs and stuff like that publicly but i can write write write i swear

i mostly write for caleb (lads) because i have a slight obsession but,, im versatile for any question about any character pls fill my askbox ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

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caleb xia social media hcs

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(personal accounts only)

instagram⊹ ࣪ ˖

if i'm being honest, i don't really think caleb is super active on social media for his own sake,,, it's just to see what you post if you're active

his instagram handle would be his first and last name with either a picture of an inanimate object or of him and you, but he wouldn't really post himself often,, or have a highlight of himself

juuust you

his posts would consist of dates with you

and stuff with his friends (pre-EVER)

and his stories would be the same, with the occasional flight pic ofc

the man is a pilot, after all!

here’s a visual if you need it:

tiktok⊹ ࣪ ˖

caleb doesn't post AT ALL on tiktok

he probably has hella drafts tho

his profile views are 100% off so he can stalk and favorite each and every one of your videos without you knowing

his fyp consists of pilot vids, cute animal videos, and cooking tips

your inbox will be FLOODED with new videos caleb's sent you and if you don't watch every single one he'll fake upset to guilt u

how mean

misc⊹ ࣪ ˖

i think he has a letterboxd but idk what movies he would like so leave hcs below pls

he def has an anonymous pinterest with future home inspo, cooking tutorials, and date inspo

he also probably has an official "Colonel Xia" twt

thats all :3

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⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ welcome to my profile !! here i will be writing about whatever i want :p mostly lads (CALEB) for now though

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ she/her, gemini, entp

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ i am a caleb main but i'll be taking requests for all the lads + more characters cuz i'm such a versatile lady !!!!

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ i will mostly be posting hcs because i'm new to posting fics and drabbles and things of that nature eek i'm so excited

✴︎˚｡⋆ REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN!!!

stay tuned ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)