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My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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Look at this beautiful boy

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Anyone remember slimetony?

That ol son of a gun loved garfield

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You: Do you want some popcorn?

Me, an intellectual: Why yes I would love to partake in some corn of the pop

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someone: wet willy

me, an intellectual: moist william

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You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

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she’s a brick

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can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

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gUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS CROW

THIS IS THE HAWAIIAN CROW (CORVUS HAWAIIENSIS) AND THEY ALL LOOK SO FORLORN I CANNOT

LOOK

N OICANT

sTOp THSI

THE STICK OF SADNESS

I SAID STO P

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i guess it ain’t easy bein’ when your species is extinct in the wild

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me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

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three minutes of keyboard noodling in the dark trying to come up with a hook

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no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

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x

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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

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