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i bonk
i conk
but most importantly?
i honk.
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the cullen family: edward PLEASE sit down and drink your deer blood, we know you hate yourself, we know you wish you were dead, we know bella shouldn’t love a heartless monster like you, we know you’ve been sentenced with damnation, we’ve heard you say this everyday for the past 109 years.
edward:
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you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much
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stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it
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go ahead put a curse on me. see if i care. i actually love it
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himb...
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Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?
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The fact that you can use /summon to summon any mob riding any other mob is a source of endless fun
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