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Their love was strong

but timing was wrong,

and love decided

that they didn’t belong

(s.t.)

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Spencer: Why do you keep calling me ‘pretty boy’? I’m well into my thirties.

Morgan: ‘Pretty boy’ has nothing to do with age. ‘Pretty boy’ is a state of being, a trait inherent to the self.

Morgan: And you’re the prettiest boy on the whole goddamn block.

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Not me shipping Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds because Morgan got upset when Reid was kidnapped.

Like not the normal amount of angry, he was livid, like : I gotta find my nerdy boyfriend and save him kinda mad, not the I lost my friend mad

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Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds are going to super hell together for bisexual crimes!!!

requested by: Anonymous x2

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*Spencer storms into the bullpen*

Derek: Hey Spencer where have you been?

Spencer: You left me at McDonald's, I WASN'T LOVING IT! *chucks a book at Derek*

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Spencer: Fuck you Derek

Derek: Is that an insult or a to-do list?

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Spencer: I have the urge to do something stupid

Morgan: I'm stupid do me.

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*Derek dressed up like Spencer* look I'm you!

Spencer: Identity theft isn't a fucking joke Morgan!

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emily: what are you doing

derek: im pranking reid for april fools

emily: ...it’s november

derek: yeah exactly. april’s when people expect to be pranked but if i do it today, whammo! it’s like a baby with a mustache you don’t see it coming

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morgan: hey are you seeing anyone?

reid: no, why?

morgan: i don’t know, i just think a therapist would be good for you.

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morgan: what’s your blood type?

reid: how would i know?

morgan: how would you not?

reid: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

morgan: you don’t know your own blood type, but you knwo who discovered them?!

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Reid, sighing: I’ve never had a real friend before

Morgan: I can be your friend

Reid:

Reid: I’ve also never had a boyfriend before

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spencer, in a resturaunt: [whispering to morgan] i want chicken tenders

morgan, confused : so get chicken tenders?

spencer : [still whispering] can you do it for me

morgan : 

spencer : 

morgan : [sighing] he’ll have the chicken tenders, please

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anyway

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moreid + missed connections

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Derek: It's three in the morning, why are you awake?

Spencer: *Drinking his twentieth cup of coffee* I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence. I saw it in a movie once, and now I'm thinking it can't be that hard.

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moreid + missed connections