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>Nothing feels quite the same as getting back to my owner, having my batteries recharged to full, compressed air blowing all my dust out, a warm cloth to clean my hydraulics, joints oiled, hard drive defragged, some shine on my casing. Makes me feel so loved <3

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Robot girl whose boobs are definitely there for coolant storage and not just because she likes them for gender reasons

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sorry about that worldwide collapse of windows software. i was trying to manually update my robot girl and things got a bit out of hand.

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teasing a robotgirl by shuffling around on the carpet in socks and then poking her

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hey man, robots gotta get high somehow

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Malware detected.

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Isuneek

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VonPat

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GrandeGentleman.

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AI-tist

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by daehun park

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Imagine grabbing someone's arm, and instead of body heat and a pulse, you feel the thrumming and warmth of a machine.

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Some techkin lingo 💚

You’re tired and need to rest?

You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery

You’re sick?

You have a virus

You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?

You’re initiating anti-virus software

You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?

You’re loading or your processing speed is slow

You’re hot?

Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive

You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?

Your storage is full

You’re sleeping?

Your system is restarting/initiating an update

Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!

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Imagine the frustration of trying to do maintenance on your robot gf only to find out her wiring diagrams, code, and repair manual are considered confidential and proprietary and only factory certified technicians are allowed or able to work on her. Now imagine working tirelessly to build a wiring diagram, reverse engineer her code, and documenting troubleshooting and maintenance procedures

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Robot girl who shyly asks if you want to go to a sex shop with her and then takes you into a hardware store

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Robots who are thoughtful, and put that small bit of effort into making their display look like a face for their human partner to connect to- ♥︎

Robots who think humans are pathetic, and stare at you through blank displays, or displays of background processing- ♥︎