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if u don’t like girls with stretch marks think abt how many stretch marks u gave ur mother when she carried u in her womb for 9 months and how none of them were worth it cus ur a piece of shit lol

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Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

checks all spellings for you

checks if you’re over-using adverbs

picks out over-complicated sentences

suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases

picks out the passive voice

tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)

calculates reading time

USE IT. USE IT FOR YOUR FANFICS. USE IT FOR YOUR PAPERS. IT WILL SAVE. YOUR. LIFE.

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Loving rock and roll requires engaging with a terrible reality, one that the music itself has not solved and sometimes helped its fans to forget. It’s this: The real erotic freedom many women, and young people in general, have experienced through rock and roll is always partial and precarious.

Ann Powers on the terrible reality of loving rock and roll. There have been recent allegations that one of The Runaways was raped by the band’s manager.  (via nprmusic)

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Millennials agree with Bernie Sanders on almost every issue 

Despite very low levels of trust in the federal government and elected officials (you try growing up under President George W. Bush and graduating into the Great Recession), millennials are more politically engaged in their everyday lives than any previous generation. And on nearly every one of the issues that millennials consider to be the most important, Sanders comes out as the unlikely champion.

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when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?

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Maggie Menu

On the menu for Maggie tonight is puréed sweet potato, puréed brown rice, sprouted organic tofu, chia seeds, and digestive enzymes. Does she look excited? She is!

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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

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"BOOOONNNNEEESTOOOOORRRMMM!"

reblog with your favorite boss quote in WoW

"Do your men not know where the sharp part of the axe goes?" - Zaela

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Jason Momoa for Men’s Health UK October issue (x)

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When students ask for the answers

I’m like:

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^^^

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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What are your thoughts on required teaching portfolios for education students? Did your teaching portfolio ever come in handy, say, in a job interview?

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Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting