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fricksampson:

sampson: i’ll send some food to you but it’ll take a while

sampson: the postage round here is terrible.

eleanor: you’re the real mvp

eleanor: what are you exactly sending me though????

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eleanor: someone please get me out of this house 

eleanor: they’re fliming and my sister won’t stop arguing with my mother !! this is insane, it’s like 11 am and i can’t go back to sleep !!

eleanor: send help or food :(((((

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ctrlabbie:

“Go to Chanel, and test them. If she’s sweet, buy a sweet smelling one, if she’s a word that I’m not going to use that starts with a ‘B’, buy her more of a, I don’t know what they call it, bitter, smell?”

“I live in Chanel, it’s my number one favortie place to be. It’s not a she. It’s my brother, but who can resist a good smelling treat? Thanks though.”

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SIERRA: Please say you'll drink with me

SIERRA: or hang out w me while i get drunk bc i need alcohol

ELEANOR: that's bad for you

ELEANOR: i can watch as you drink though if you want?

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fricksampson:

“If you gave everyone a puppy life would be so much better. I don’t really like cats anyway so it doesn’t bother me. I should, I guess it has ears and a tail but it kinda looks— Odd.”

“Exactly, it’s the answer to everything. Cats are weird, but cute. I see why a lot of people don’t like them though. You should do that, I can help. That doesn’t mean it’s a puppy you know. Lions have ears and a tail, are they a puppy? No.”

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jfcrex:

“You do realize that sounds extremely pretentious.”

“Yes. I just want them to have a happy birthday. What do you give people?”

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hyfraiden:

“Trust me, out of us both I am the chill one. Yeah? Is it a big deal? I have other things to care about, and mom always reminds me. There is not! They’re just as cute as it’s possible and that is not a bad thing! They just want your love and affection, please. Why would she hate you, though?”

“I beg to prefer. It’s not a big deal, but it’s just strange. You need your mom to remind you of your own birthday? It’s the other way around for me. Yes! It’s a bad thing because they’re also evil for sucking you into their cuteness. Of course they want love and affection, they’re attention seekers. She doesn’t like being awake in the evening. She’s a grump.”

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ctrlabbie:

“Fragrances. They may already have it, love it , and need more of it!”

“What kind of fragrances? I mean I’m not good with smells or anything.”

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kazimjpg:

How am I not supposed to judge with every single thing you’ve said to me? You seemed like a spoiled brat. Oh, I’ll just have my manager do that for me. Gross. Why should I care about my brother’s party? Also gross. You’re either delusional or stupid. Be thankful you have people who love you.

You can’t please everyone. Your problem is that you think just by analyzing a couple of words, you think you have me all figured out which you’re off base by the way. I am thankful for people who love me, my family doesn’t fit that. Just because you’re family doesn’t mean you have to act like one, or love each other. God. But, whatever I heard that before. Nothing new.

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wthkiara:

“Well, because I’m rubbish at that kinda thing. Never know what to get. Wait, what? Are you fucking serious right now?”

“I see. I am serious. I’m just a highly selective person. I spend hours looking for the right pair of shoes, and they only go on my feet. You can see how long it would take me to find the right person.”

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atlasfck:

“Honestly I try not to use it too often, could give people the wrong idea. But I think you’d be good with that. Damn, I wanted a sweater.

“Yeah. I don’t know I never tried to do that, knitting is for old people. I could buy you a sweater instead, because you’re not getting a handmade one from this girl.”

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ctrlduffy:

“Easy. I’d get them a gag gift.”

“Gag gift? I’m sorry, I don’t know what that is.”

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cameronhttp:

“See! You just have to work on your material and try different kind of jokes out. You’ll be touring in no time.”

“Yay! If you’re not feeling the model thing anymore, feel free to come and join me. We’ll make a great team.”

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jfcrex:

“No it’s not– it’s like ten or fifteen dollars.”

“I don’t usaully give people that amount of money. I mean what are they supposed to get with that? I’ll do 300 dollars.”

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hyfraiden:

“Nope, definitely not. Uh, no, not really. It’s in September, I think? I can’t really remember, lemme just ask my mom. There’s no such thing as too much cuteness, shush my child. Just take someone with you so they can help you, maybe?”

“I sort am, look me up. You don’t remember your own birthday? Strange. But, okay. There is a thing of too much cuteness, kittens are cuteness overload. I will, I’ll drag my sister even though she’ll hate me. It’ll make a good episode.”

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fricksampson:

“Puppies are always the right answer, to everything. I’m not a cat person, actually I’m allergic so I’m really not a cat person. Well, I think it is a puppy but I can’t quite work it out.”

“Yes, they’re loveable and cute. Puppies are the answer to world peace. That’s terrible! I can’t imagine being allergic to something so adorable. You should ask around for people’s opinions, then you finally know if it’s a puppy or not.”