squmbusjumbus
Fuckin uhhhhh
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squmbusjumbus · 1 year ago
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I swear to god if i hear "stuck in the middle with you" one more god damn time
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squmbusjumbus · 1 year ago
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Sometimes i wonder why im always so shaky and then i remember the only thing ive eaten today was a cup of coffee and 2 cigarettes
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squmbusjumbus · 1 year ago
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If they gave us gay marriage to distract us from Iraq, and aliens to try and distract us from the fact that our government is failing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UNCLE SAM GONNA LOVEBOMB US WITH NEXT?
CATGIRLS?
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squmbusjumbus · 1 year ago
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An actual conversation i overheard at work today
"Do you think we should get yams"
"The fuck is a yam?"
"Oh its like a sweet potato"
"THEY HAVE POTATOES THAT ARE SWEET?!"
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squmbusjumbus · 1 year ago
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You make a compelling argument, counterpoint however *detonates suicide vest*
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squmbusjumbus · 1 year ago
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WHAT DOES SOMEONE NEED 9 GALLONS OF FUCKING MILK FOR?!?
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