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Marvel women, written by men: 🧍‍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱

Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.

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the shipping wars would all end if y'all just considered polyamory 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Dispatch: -firefighter brought in a mummy, which turned out to be a real corpse

Tommy: lol what an idiot

Dispatch: The 118-

Tommy: oh shit, that's my idiot

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even if there isn't a bucktommy making out between trucks sweaty and dirty in their turnouts after the plane emergency in 8x03, there will always be a bucktommy making out between trucks sweaty and dirty in their turnouts after the plane emergency in my heart. even if it doesn't happen. yes it does.

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the main appeal of bucktommy for me is that I really really love buck and I want to see him happy and right now, tommy makes him happy <3 the secondary appeal of bucktommy for me is that im a bisexual man and tommy's um. he umm uh. he's b. he's just soo ummm soo like uhhmm big and um. haha umm uh [britney spears voice] yeah..

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ao3 goes down and we all immediately are hands and knees begging for it to come back lmfaooo we are addicts

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fast food, fast fashion, songs being sped up, tv show seasons being only 8 episodes long, replacing youtube vlogs with fifteen second “day in the life” tiktoks, people in their 20s complaining about being too old...everything is so rushed, we have lost the art of lingering.

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i will never understand the diehard colin girlies like....she's everything, he's just ken

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Learn your history!!!!

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

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#RIP Penelope Featherington you would’ve loved Regina George

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my brain every three minutes

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“how can you ship bucktommy what about buddie????” tommy is the most compelling love interest buck has had in 6 years. he has more personality than the last 3 combined and lou can actually act. i’m absolutely gonna enjoy him while he’s here, i have enough love in my heart for all 3 of those boys in any and all combinations. skill issue if you don’t

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Buck’s repressed baby bi brain screamed fuck that guy when he first saw Eddie and he just didn’t realise it was an instruction and not an insult 🤷‍♀️✨💖