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Duke spent all his childhood and most of his teenage years in a middle class family, so I like to think that he carried these habits into his rich life as well.

Example 1:

Duke: who the fuck is wasting our water? Do you know how expensive the bill will be next month?

Tim: Do you know that even if we had opened all the taps in the manor, Bruce would still have no problem paying for them for at least the next ninety years?

Duke, closing the faucet: yeah, what's your point?

Example 2:

Duke: It's literally a rip-off! Six dollars for a fucking yogourt?! Nah, let's go Cass, bet I can find an analog for three.

Cass, handing him the hundred dollar bill that Bruce gave them to buy two yogourts (he didn't know the price and just hoped that it was enough): ?

Duke, dragging her out of the store: It's a principle now, let's go.

Example 3:

Dick, accidentally dropping his phone: oopsie-

Duke, without thinking: of course, go on and break it. We are all billionaires here, aren't we?

Dick, pretty much confused: well, technically…

Duke: I see you, victim of capitalism.

He also constantly turns off the lights when someone leaves the room for more than 0,5 seconds, because it pisses him off.

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Subtext is great but have you ever watched one of the hot guys you ship call the other one a beast and eat his face on actual TV?

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This is absolutely hilarious

Me too girl… me too …

And Buck being “that one guy” is sending me

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Marvel women, written by men: 🧍‍♀️I can’t have babies 👶🏻😫😢 I’m a monster 😢😢 yes this is the deepest my backstory can get btw 😉😨 isn’t it harrowing 😱

Marvel women, written by women: I will subject an entire town to my will if it means the chance to see you again. I will drink my grief, knowing I am damned and that I cannot protect you, and will still sing out my heart to crowds of thousands in the hopes they will keep you safe when I’m gone. I crave power so intensely that it has overpowered any sense of loyalty to anyone, and I will betray again and again and again, but I will still be wounded when you betray me because it was you. It was you.

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the shipping wars would all end if y'all just considered polyamory 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Dispatch: -firefighter brought in a mummy, which turned out to be a real corpse

Tommy: lol what an idiot

Dispatch: The 118-

Tommy: oh shit, that's my idiot

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even if there isn't a bucktommy making out between trucks sweaty and dirty in their turnouts after the plane emergency in 8x03, there will always be a bucktommy making out between trucks sweaty and dirty in their turnouts after the plane emergency in my heart. even if it doesn't happen. yes it does.

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the main appeal of bucktommy for me is that I really really love buck and I want to see him happy and right now, tommy makes him happy <3 the secondary appeal of bucktommy for me is that im a bisexual man and tommy's um. he umm uh. he's b. he's just soo ummm soo like uhhmm big and um. haha umm uh [britney spears voice] yeah..

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ao3 goes down and we all immediately are hands and knees begging for it to come back lmfaooo we are addicts

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fast food, fast fashion, songs being sped up, tv show seasons being only 8 episodes long, replacing youtube vlogs with fifteen second “day in the life” tiktoks, people in their 20s complaining about being too old...everything is so rushed, we have lost the art of lingering.

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i will never understand the diehard colin girlies like....she's everything, he's just ken

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Learn your history!!!!

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

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#RIP Penelope Featherington you would’ve loved Regina George

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