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i need one of those buzzfeed freaks to get paul dano to read thirst tweets rn i’ll do anything

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NSFW audio of sex scene taken from Escape at Dannemora (S1Ep1)

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klitz’s real name is tim

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first impression of riddler (unmasked) is his inherent bitchlessness. his virginity is not found in his reproductive organs but rather on his entire body, like a stained glass window caricature of involuntary celibacy. and when i looked up paul dano i find out he's been married for about fifteen years. embarrassing. im so embarrassed for myself. imagine being such a good actor that you could flawlessly cosplay as both unmarried and unfuckable

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riddler-themed phone layout

art used by wr0wn on twt

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everyone i’ve seen currently has a oscar isaac OR a paul dano hyperfixation, no in between.

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u think i am joking but this is genuinely how i look while writing: “god, you’re so fucking wet” and “such a good girl” for the hundreth time in my miserable existence

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mx sinister by i dont know how but they found me is incel!riddler’s anthem

“Oh, you never seem to notice when I follow you home, in the dark of your apartment when you think you're alone.”

lyrics are riddler coded he’d do this

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𝐏𝐀𝐔𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓.

𝟏.  𝐄𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐇��𝐎𝐍/𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 (𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐)

𝟐.  𝐉𝐀𝐘 (𝐎𝐊𝐉𝐀)

𝟑.  𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐕𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐑-𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐒 (𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒)

𝟒.  𝐄𝐋𝐈 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 (𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃)

𝟓.  𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 (𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄)

𝟔.  𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 (𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒)

𝟕.  𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐄 (𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 & 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐒)

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𝐉𝐀𝐘 (𝐎𝐊𝐉𝐀).

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going on a block spree! remember to have age pinned/in bio (just make sure i can instantly see it!)

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the best paul dano characters (in no particular order) are edward nashton, eli sunday, and dwayne hoover

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hot take: incel aus are hot

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before the dano fandom starts to escalate, remember to not be toxic or break paul dano’s boundaries, he’s a husband and father

speaking ab this bc i heard he got doxxed recently

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bruce wayne was a moody emo who took art class in high school fight me i will die on this hill

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you remind me of a blog i know- idk why /pos

i love that compliment :0

idk if it's the blog layout or writing style. maybe both