sprimkle-kloud
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sprimkle-kloud · 22 hours ago
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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.
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sprimkle-kloud · 22 hours ago
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Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion
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sprimkle-kloud · 2 days ago
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bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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i hauve a cold
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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I don't care how gay the wicked movie is or whatever this site can't gaslight me into taking ariana grande seriously all of a sudden
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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watch as the freshly hatched angel unfolds its wings... it is exceedingly clumsy, which is only natural given its newness to the world. see - oh. okay the angel appears to have fallen the fuck over. can somebody please pick it up we're trying to film a professional documentary here
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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sprimkle-kloud · 4 days ago
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"snoopy kun in Vienna!"
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sprimkle-kloud · 6 days ago
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stop calling the arrested guy the shooter. stop laundering the cops' narrative. the man who was arrested is a suspect until proven otherwise.
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sprimkle-kloud · 6 days ago
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The strange isopod Phreatoicopsis raffae again with Utricularia grampiana flowers
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sprimkle-kloud · 6 days ago
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mutuals let’s do this
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sprimkle-kloud · 6 days ago
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hey can I come over and just bump my head against your arm whilst you’re playing games? yeah like go totally non verbal. I might also chew your arm occasionally? cool?
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sprimkle-kloud · 6 days ago
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animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..
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