sorry @spparentsweek I couldn’t think of a day 5 so I just skipped to 6, and as someones who has spent WAY too long thinking up this imaginery arguement in their head you know I HAD TO pick troubles, and these two absoLUTELY being over dramatic
Day 6: AU/Troubles
Bonus: Can’t beleive it took over ten years for them to finally make up
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Written for Day 7 of @spparentsweek. Based on a headcanon of mine.
Takes place around "Skank Hunt"
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"MOM!"
Sharon nearly dropped her book as her daughter's shriek pierced the peace and quiet of the living room. "Shelly! What in God's name has gotten into you?"
Shelly stormed over to her mother, phone in hand. "I told you not to post any pictures of me on social media!"
Sharon peered at Shelly's phone. "But sweetie, those pictures from our trip to Colorado Springs came out so nicely! You look so pretty in that one."
"Save it, Mom!" Shelly spat. "Look at the comments!"
Sharon grabbed her own phone and scrolled through the comments under her post. Her stomach lurched as she read the wall of text by somebody named Skankhunt42.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S TEETH? SHE LOOKS LIKE THE BASTARD SPAWN OF JAWS FROM JAMES BOND AND THAT DEAD BUS DRIVER BITCH! SHE SHOULD TOTALLY KILL HERSELF! WHAT AN UGLY WHORE!"
Sharon's face heated up in fury on her daughter's behalf. She swiftly blocked Skankhunt42 and deleted the comment.
"Oh, honey. You can't let them get to you. It's just some troll hiding behind a screen."
"That's easy for you to say!" Shelly snapped. "You don't look like - like - THIS!" She suddenly burst into loud tears.
"Shelly!" Sharon moved in to embrace her daughter, only to be rebuffed.
"Leave me alone! You have no idea what it's like to be ugly! How the fuck did I even end up like this? All of the guys at school think that you're hot! Dad was chosen to be in a boy band based on his looks! Nobody ever calls STAN ugly! It's not fucking fair!" She whirled around and streaked off to her room. Sharon flinched as she heard Shelly's door slam.
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"Shelly?" Sharon tapped on her daughter's bedroom door.
"Go away."
Sharon tentatively stepped into the room. Her heart broke at the sight of Shelly lying face down on her bed.
"I want to show you something."
Shelly rolled her eyes as she caught sight of the photo album under her mother's arm. "I don't feel like reminiscing right now, Mom!"
Undeterred, Sharon took a seat on her daughter's bed and opened the album. Despite herself, Shelly couldn't help taking a peek.
She was met with an absolutely disgusting picture of herself. She was wearing some hideous and dated outfit that she didn't even remember owning. The camera must have caught her off guard, because the deer in headlights look in her brown eyes -
Wait, brown eyes?
Shelly's eyes were blue.
Her eyes widened in realization. "That - that's YOU?!"
Sharon nodded wistfully. "Would you believe that this isn't even the worst picture of me at your age?" She turned the page, revealing another picture. In this one, she was sporting a pair of coke bottle glasses in addition to her headgear.
Shelly was stunned into silence.
"Look, I know that you don't believe me when I tell you that the boys are going to be lining up outside of our door one of these days," Sharon began. "But a lot of people go through awkward stages at your age. It's perfectly normal and most people come out of it at the end."
Shelly noticed another picture of her mother, posed with one of the grossest looking boys that she had ever seen. He appeared to be about seventy pounds soaking wet and was covered from head to toe in zits. His black hair looked like it had been marinated in grease.
"Who is THAT?!"
Sharon smiled. "You don't recognize your own father?"
"No way."
Shelly couldn't stop staring at the pizza-faced, pencil-necked geek in the picture. The more she looked, the more she noticed the resemblance to her brother.
"Wait, so if you and Dad were both ugly when you were my age, does that mean that Stan...?"
Sharon didn't approve of the devilish grin that spread across Shelly's face, but she let it slide. It was a rare treat to see her daughter smiling for a change.
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ayy some houses au stuff :Dd
some good ol stephandy for day 6 of @spparentsweek with my au that i literally havent done anything with so far (ill get round to it i promiseee)
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@spparentsweek Day 4: Date Night
Double Date With Your Bud And His Gf
While I'm here, I HC Carol and Randy being substance abusing platonic besties, while Stuart and Sharon HATE eachother
This is in no way tied to my love of Kevlly and irony
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