this cat sniffs gay people. rb to put him on ur blog
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Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog
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toxic mothers are wild they’ll really be like “I never said that” like ma'am yes you did cause it’s been ingrained in my head since I was twelve
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tag your signature spice or herb. and no, it can't be garlic. we all use 18 cloves of garlic in everything. mine is smoked paprika <3
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hey guys thanks for inviting me to your slumber party. i hope you dont mind i brought my lady dimetrescu body pillow *trying to fit a queen sized mattress through the doorway*
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I know younger siblings are stereotypically "annoying little pests" but I quite enjoy my younger brother's antics. I think he's genuinely hilarious.
I'm curious, if you have a younger sibling, reblog and tag whether you think they're funny or not
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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
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what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as "ancient problematic media" because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they're not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it just because the new-age tumblr gays replaced it with the penis archives or whatever. fuck you
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when you get turned into a vampire before literacy was a common thing
what up i’m jared i’m 1900 and i never fucking learned how to read
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