I'm Jenn. I'm 22. I'm from New Jersey. I write. A lot. I bitch. A lot. Get used to it.
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#ok but all labor is skilled#i sure as shit can't make a latte#that's why everyone should be paid a living wage#there's a ton of shit i can't do
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this cat sniffs gay people. rb to put him on ur blog
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mentally still in march 2020 when we thought it would just be a two months holiday from school
#it'll be just you and one nurse for 12 people and you'll have to do all the housekeeping and maintenance#because we can't send anyone to help#i was getting ready to start work on a covid isolation unit as a CNA in long term care#i had no idea how bad it was going to get#that should have been my red flag#but that extra $5 an hour wa going to help me get through nursing school#it got so bad that i can't think about that year without having an anxiety attack#think mash#but not in any way entertaining#i probably have ptsd#i still have nightmares almost every night#covid almost killed me
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Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog
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#tasting the food#i did this too in the months after o had covid#i developed a complete tolerance to spicy foods because it was the only way i felt like i was#i finally got my taste back 6 months later and ever since then ive been much more tolerant to spicy foods#covid really is the weirdest#i was eating for the texture#not the flavor#and now i hate chicken wings on the bone because of the texture of the meat#found out i still hate shriml even when i cant taste it
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toxic mothers are wild they’ll really be like “I never said that” like ma'am yes you did cause it’s been ingrained in my head since I was twelve
#well you know jennifer#its ok if you drop out of college#we didn't even think you were gonna graduate high school anyway
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tag your signature spice or herb. and no, it can't be garlic. we all use 18 cloves of garlic in everything. mine is smoked paprika <3
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hey guys thanks for inviting me to your slumber party. i hope you dont mind i brought my lady dimetrescu body pillow *trying to fit a queen sized mattress through the doorway*
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I know younger siblings are stereotypically "annoying little pests" but I quite enjoy my younger brother's antics. I think he's genuinely hilarious.
I'm curious, if you have a younger sibling, reblog and tag whether you think they're funny or not
#her haert was brocken into two peices#and she says she says to me she goes#i can put one foot in front of the other i just can't see straight#he's fucking hilarious and he doesn't even try
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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
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what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as "ancient problematic media" because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they're not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it just because the new-age tumblr gays replaced it with the penis archives or whatever. fuck you
#i was in love with this from the first 30 seconds#this podcast legit helped me get through some of the most dark times in my life#i own all the books and have listened to every episode#all hail the glow cloud
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when you get turned into a vampire before literacy was a common thing
what up i’m jared i’m 1900 and i never fucking learned how to read
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