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Thomas Iceman Kazansky got his callsign in the Academy, when during a freak heatwave, he and a bunch of other students got drunk as fuck and he had the bright idea to wander off in search of cooler pastures. They found him hours later, sleeping peacefully in an open refrigerator, one of the old industrial ones, like the cold didn't affect him at all.
It also helped that one week later, an instructor and an admiral saw his steady flying and how he handled crises with a stern, collected countenance and remarked on his ice cold nerves of steel. It went from there.
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Quick question have I posted this here? Or anywhere? I don't think I have.
The watcher / The speaker
Once a powerful leader was taken notice of by the gods. His unadulterated strength yet the ability to be lenient. His friendly persona yet his desire to be alone. He was everything and nothing. The brightest star and the void surrounding. The gods two called out to this child of reflection and refraction " come child,prove to us... prove yourself" and the leader did. He slayed a mighty dragon, only to be taken from his friends and loved ones. Taken up into the stars. There he was changed. Changed from the leader he once was into a God, mighty and unchallenged by all. Inside however as the eons grew longer he could feel his reflection breaking. The newly made God could not stand to look at himself... repulsed by what he had become. So he fled. Unto the night falling through the stars till he landed on a new earth... everything the same yet, oh so diffrent. There he would lead a new group. There he would hide away from the two gods. There he would be able to laugh and play again, never to take for granted the friends and the solace they bring...
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trying to collect my thoughts about The Bad Boys (that is, jimmy grian and joel)
like. joel and grian are by far the most bloodthirsty people on the server ("aw i'm not the boogey :(" and grian's 3L murder spree while green). meanwhile jimmy is constantly referenced as the most likely to die. they're all horrible chaotic influences on each other, they're egging one another on -- but then they hasten to warn each other about leaf waterlogging on bucket jumps. they spend their afternoons quietly fishing in their little wooden clubhouse... then go back to doing property damage and stealing things and setting fires
it's two short + one tall, but the one tall is all ineffectual bravado and the two short are these totally unhinged berserkers
"we're the only ones allowed to bully jimmy" + "i love my terrifying murderous besties" energy, is this making sense??? they're driving me mad
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A little gem from tonight's stream. And this is why he's our sexyman.
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they’re so silly
our battle will be glorious! *plays tcg*
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lil spin on outfits inspired by joel & lizzie’s default mc skins
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MY BOYS!!! THEY’RE SORRY!! That video was so awesome im so excited for this channel
I hope wilburs drunk off his ass in every single one
I LOVE the channels aesthetic, it fits right with the cc’s vibes
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Breaking news!
The famous hero, HotGuy, has been pronounced dead after an explosion that shook half of the town.
We have a word that CuteGuy survived the explosion, but no further information has yet been revealed on his state. What exactly happened is still yet to be determined. The prime suspects at this time are the villain duo: Martyn Littlewood and Ren Dog. If you see these individuals, please contact the authorities immediately.
We will all miss HotGuy. The local hero has saved countless lives and will surely live on in our hearts. And we wish CuteGuy a speedy recovery.
This has been Pixl Riffs with the Hermitopia news. Even after this devastating news, I hope you all have a good evening.
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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
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🍟✨The Syndicate go to McDonalds✨🍔
(also niki's design based off of @pineapplefishh 's)
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I love it that the second AO3 is down the users im tumblr all start screaming. I am in fact one of those people and I’m silently screaming because I wanted to read some brotherly fluff but noooo, AO3 decided to go down! What am I supposed to do? Go out to the real world? Please
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