Transman from Appalachia currently living in (roughly) Portland. Flagrantly queer, maybe a little showy about it. Probably currently poking something unwholesomely organic with a stick.
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Inside Wizard Derk (Dark Lord of Derkholm, 1998, Diana Wynne Jones) there are two wolves. The autism wolf and the adhd wolf. He feeds them both. They are a breeding pair. He’s going to have so many wolves
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Garak asking Julian if his disability is an obstacle in his work as a doctor and Julian panicking for a moment before Garak specifies that - based on Julian’s off-duty wardrobe - Garak assumes he is colourblind.
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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)
the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes
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Hey, GoogleDocs, what the actual fuck is this nonsense????
#ai is prejudiced#because it was trained on prejudiced data#what i was writing is not important#and there have been a lot of bad 'corrections' where I just rolled my eyes bc it's stylistic or I'm making characters have specific voices#but this one genuinely stunned me#why would there ever be a reason for 'bullshit' to be more appropriate than 'adjective bullshit'?#i tried other adjectives too and it was fine with alla them#so this was a bizarre outlier that I hate
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if you ignore the tags on a fic, get upset by the content of sed tagged fic, and then crawl into the authors comments/askbox to complain/scold/berate them about it, please know i think you're a fucking idiot and i don't respect you at all.
i don't care about your life experiences and why the content is triggering to you- that shit was tagged. you had every opportunity to not trigger yourself and didn't take it. that's on you, not anyone else. blaming other people for your inability to check tags is fucking childish at best.
frankly, i don't believe the sob stories anyways. it's just ugly ass puritans trying to bully and berate writers into censoring themselves, by any means necessary. whats a little 'white lie' to these infantilizing weirdos when they think they have some sort of moral superiority over people who write darker fics? absolutely nothing, that's what. the means (harassment, lying, guilt tripping) justify the ends (bullying dark fic authors out of writing) as far as they're concerned.
best believe if you do this shit and i find out who you are, i'm sending dm's to every writer i know telling them to block your stupid ass
#The one that really gets my goat is when an author has “creator chose not to use archive warnings”#you can't complain on that one it is a blind box! It tells you something will happen and it may be a trigger so reader discretion advised#I've heard arguments that “Your plot twists aren't more important than my triggers.”#Go read some other shit then#I'm not tagging this for child death because then chapter eight ain't gonna even hit#ptsd is a serious disability#sensory processing disorder is a serious disability#but they don't stop shooting off fireworks every July#at least in this you have a choice#the world isn't tied up in bubble wrap and that does suck#it's awful to be hurt or to have something bump an old wound#but that doesn't mean you're now the arbiter of all the world#some people process trauma by recreating it in a safe way#some people just find it turns their crank#both are fine#just avoid places that say “avoid me”#it is literally that easy#block instead of engaging
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I had the best experience at the grocery store today.
Me: Oh! Is that a Taylor Swift bracelet?
Cashier: Huh? Oh, no, it's just something my boyfriend made me. It just says, "Haters gonna hate"
Me: I regret to inform you that is a Taylor Swift bracelet.
Cashier: What?
Me: From Shake It Off, you know, "Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate."
Cashier: Oh my God, I should have known that. He is in so much trouble right now!
The man had to take a walk to pace that revelation off. And I know that his boyfriend has been waiting God knows how long for this moment, for the reveal, for the pay-off. This is very much the best thing to happen to me all week.
#this is the queer grocery store that i go to#it's also the closest one but pretty much every employee is queer#some people have been confused when i casually mention this#and i'm just like we had a lesbian Panera in Boone#y'all don't know about this phenomenon?#the store isn't expressly queer but everyone there is#it happens all the time in all the places#taylor swift#nonsense from my life
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Tbh, the natural progression of The Lion King III would have been a grim portrayal of an aging, confused Simba who fails to rule Pride Rock with the same power and so, his children fight over control of his throne- except for his youngest, who loves her father too much despite his strangeness and abuse. Simba, abandoned by his family, wanders the land is madness, followed Timon and Pumbaa, who offer council and coded, witty advice. Also he meets Kovu there, who feigns madness and enters the savannah to avoid assassination. It would have been wild.
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*Treebeard sees that the forest is destroyed*
Treebeard: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
Pippin: What about Fuck?
Treebeard: Oh, right. That’s a good one. Fuck Saruman!
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Meds like,
"Be more social and accomplish a Task™ ."
"Will I feel better?"
"No!"
"then why???????""
"I am chemicals. I know nothing. Only you can comprehend the boundless longing within what you describe as a soul! Also give the dog its dog medicine byeeeeee"
#i said with a perfectly flat affect “I think I may be having a manic episode”#my sibling laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world#the curse isn't a joke#we have a very real visible curse#this would suck less if even one of my lifelines wasn't knocked out#my sibling laughed bc i am very obviously not manic#i think experiencing an emotion at all feels like mania
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