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My good friend somehow sends this too me every time I am currently making, or just finished making my mac and cheese. It's like his sixth sense.

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I fucking lost it. It fell off my loftbed and went into another plain of existence.

Me every morning since the physic told me to put amethyst under my pillow.

*Panicked* "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROCK?!"

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I'm getting a tiny plague nurse and a tiny plague doctor soon along with a grim reaper plush and just........... AAAAH

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Share this with someone who needs a bit of support right about now.

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Some quotes from my bio teacher:

"There's always one kid in every class upset about the SpongeBob assignment."

"There's tutoring after class... by appointment only."

"Having the XY chromosomes isn't recessive. I know you may have met some who seem recessive but trust me it's not because of the chromosomes."

"Let me show you the racoon whisperer."

"I feed the racoons in my barn and my cats don't like it."

"Frogs do what?"

"If you hate brussel sprouts or any of it's relatives you probably have this trait. If not you're recessive... n-not that there's anything wrong with that."

"By Friday." <- on an email I sent that he responded to fully but then said this because he re-read it and interpreted entirely different.

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My bio teacher: *gives out an assignment with really incorrect SpongeBob lore*

Me, for no damn reason: "THE AUDACITY!"

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Me: *minding my own business in math*

Online school friend: "WOLF TITS!"

Me: *confused* "Wolf tits?"

*Math ends*

Me: *Realizes* "OH SHE MEANT ROM—"

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Me joking in any other class: "Road work ahead? Ah yeah I sure hope it does."

Latin:

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wtf are these kind of posts

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It's cause you're hungry

I am always hungry... I had no idea it was for human flesh of those I despise and look down upon but hell I guess so! Haha, cannibal jokes.

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Okay this is getting out of hand. Whenever I don't like someone my first response is ALWAYS, this is my first thought.

"Eat em."

Just, I have to stop myself from saying it aloud. Why?! Is this because of eat the rich? Maybe... yes. I think it is.

Or maybe my obsession with people being eaten in my horror stories. My sibling always finds that uncomfy so I guess that's just first response.

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Glass Bubble Spice Racks

Bulles d'epices on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Kitchen tags

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Wendy's has a fucking wattpad account.

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"Look upon me and weep. For I have dropped flour on myself and my eyes burn."

"Sir Rye Bread are you alright?"

"NAY! MY SUPPLIES TO CREATE MY RYE BREAD HAS BEEN PLEADED ONTO ME."

Sir Rye Bread continued to cry as he held tightly onto his equally flour covered child. Sir Sour Dough. Who was knighted at birth because his father demanded it so and the king said he would give him anything he wished as a gift for his constant valor.

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The emotion I just felt

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I'm going to explain my cosplays for no other reason than I want to.

Dr. Nihil: They are a diagnostic doctor capable of your everyday medicine. They are a plague doctor but where they reside there are barely any rats to deal with. They have no voice box so they can't speak, they enjoy drinking tea with their medical staff Dr. Morice and Nurse Cura. They are a well known colleague of Dr. Optic and have very shaky hands. If it weren't for their unsteady hands they would have become a surgeon, which is why they work well with Dr. Optic who was a surgeon. Dr. Optic being their assistant they guide Dr. Optic's hands around doing the work they need to with his basically statue puppet hands.

Dr. Optic: A very intelligent scientist who became a doctor in order to study the human body. Losing his license when the medical board found out he was preforming experiments on patients who harmed others for fun, calling it "A prescription to the taste of their own medicine." Funnily enough, he would soon marry a serial killer. He lost his eye sight when he became a plague doctor and a patient managed to knock him out and spill a dangerous liquid medicine on his eyes. His loss of eye sight took a toll on his mental health and he became extremely more irritable. He has a hard time with being a plague doctor and has settled with being a helper to Dr. Nihil who he has a hard time speaking to.

Ban: A grave digger more well known as Dr. Optic's husband is a quiet man. He rarely speaks and when he does it is only to Dr. Optic no one else having heard his voice other than his parents who he killed. He enjoys digging graves so much that when he thinks not enough people are dying to dig graves he'll kill people so he can dig graves. To hide is smile when digging graves he wears a blunt mask that covers his whole face. He claims it's to keep dirt from getting in his mouth. Though he does kill to have more graves to dig he also kills those who bash Dr. Optic and on a rare occasion those who bash Dr. Nihil. Many find him deeply unsettling and do anything in their power to steer clear or him. Mostly because under the mask he wears his face isn't much of a difference. His face has little to no detail and is a porcelain white while the rest of his skin is tan. A smile is usually plastered to his face and when he speaks he becomes very animated. Usually touching Dr. Optic's face and shoulders or fixing up his husband's excessively red outfit.

Morice: A special fairy known as a Bird Wing Fairy who decided he wanted to be a plague doctor because he thought Dr. Nihil was a very large Bird Wing Fairy. He wears a feather coat that makes him appear chubbier than he is and a felt cloth mask. He runs and gathers plants and helps Dr. Optic administer medicine into patients in the right areas.

Cura: She like Morice is a Bird Wing Fairy. She dresses the same as Morice but switched the colors for white and pink. She wears a long bonnet over her head and pretends to be running from an imaginary wedding. She calls herself a nurse when in reality she just gathers tea for Dr. Nihil's tea parties and gives patients extra pillows and blankets. Helping treat the occasional small animal with Morice. Like rats, mice, birds, other fairies. Her and Morice have their own tiny door into the hospital along with their very own tiny hospital that runs along the walls of the hospital and under the beds of patients.

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I've made another Plague Doctor cosplay account called Dr. Optic and he is everything you would expect in a malpractice suite. Then some.

He is also a well known colleague of Dr. Nihil!

I love these characters they're so much fun to pretend to be!