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With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS
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Why did my brain read that to the tune of “Smack That” by Akon
"the battle of the lake, 2020, colorized"
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flock together; love each other (part 7)
(more protest pigeons)
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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
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This is ......... this is everything I needed in my life
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol
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high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:
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WE HAVE GANDALF NOW
I present a washed up Chris McLean
This is what he’s up to now, hiding out in Australia doing public transport safety advertising.
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tfw you celebrate Earth Day with Justin Bieber as a baboon, Ariana Grande as a zebra, Miley Cyrus as an elephant and Leonardo DiCaprio as, well, himself. 🐘🦓
Help save the world. Watch Lil Dicky’s EARTH, produced by RYOT. 🌎
Best part…a portion of all the song’s profits are going to support non-profits on the front lines of implementing solutions to climate change. 🙌
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Luna: HARRY POTTER YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!
Ginny, sipping on tea: That’s ma girl.
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