I actually missed Gotham City. Despite overwhelming evidence that Gotham is the worst place on Earth, there are actually reasons to stay here. Parks (in the daytime), amazing architecture, the theatre scene, business… but that’s not what I missed. I’m talking about nights like this. The sound of the rain pouring down, the whine of squad cars tearing through the streets. Nights when everyone else runs the other way. When any sane person would pack it all up and get out of town for good.
it’d be really funny if batman just got this reputation of absolutely HATING bruce wayne. like, gotham starts to realize that the two are never in a room together even though bruce wayne gets kidnapped by supervillians or targeted by the mob or whatever like three times a week and the entire city is like whoa. batman really just said fuck this one guy in particular. he saves everybody from murderers to toddlers but batman really just cannot stand bruce wayne’s dumb ass. and bruce wayne always leaves the place when batman gets there because hes just like. too polite to say anything. the joker keeps breaking into wayne manor to ask what bruce did to piss batman off so much