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In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

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gokart / oddyssea

@spitefxl–––STARTER CALL ( accepting ! )

“I thought Daisy told ya t’stop STABBIN’ people, ‘pparently we can’t STAB people we plan on detainin’…”

HE HUFFS, visibly frustrated by the sentiment but he can only IMAGINE how she’ll react to it, but his begrudging obedience to the request isn’t for AGREEMENT but out of respect. Daisy’s working hard so he figured it’d be best not to give her a HARDER time than need be. After a moment he presses his back to the wall and eyes her.

“…please don’ tell me ya ALREADY stabbed someone.”

          fist   clenches   tighter   to   hide   the   blood   still   under   her   nails   /   keeps   her   eyes   trained   on   the   knife   in   her   hand   where   she   flicks   the   blade   in - out.   she   hums   but   shows   no   other   acknowledgement   of   what   he   said.   she   doesn’t   need   to   be   reminded   about   daisy’s   new   rule.   flicks   the   blade   back   in   with   a   sigh.   “i   only   stabbed   them   a   LITTLE  !”   she   protests   “anyway,   they   deserved   it.   daisy   will   understand    i f    she   finds   out  :  they   barely   needed   stitches.”

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g a y

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plot w me nerds

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#SITTING ON THE SAME CHAIR

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morgan / lovcdandlost

               a second of hesitation to steel her nerves before morgan calls out to the woman walking towards her, waving at her from the corner of the cafe.  “um, are you kyle? i’m jemma’s friend. morgan. hi.”

@spitefxl gets my smol gay.

                    planned   to   try   &   play   it   COOL.   as   if   it   hadn’t   been   nearly   a   year   since   she   went   on   a   date.   goes   out   the   window   fast   when   she   realizes   morgan   is   cute.   nods   /   smiles   /   bites   her   lip   as   she   tries   to   figure   out   what   to   do   with   her   hands.   “hi   morgan”   shoves   her   hands   in   her   pockets,   sways   on   the   spot   a   little   “it’s   nice.   to   meet   you.   jemma   didn’t   mention   you   were ... really   cute.   would   have   been   up   for   this   a   lot   sooner   if   i   knew.”

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is anyone elses draft page messing up?? anything i try to reply from there is making it freeze up????

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plot w me nerds

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‘ we’re taking a nosedive here very quickly. ’

                      a   half   shrug   /   not   even   enough   to   glance   up   from   her   phone   “have   any   of   you    e v e r    made   a   plan   that   didn’t   go   wrong   immediately  ?” 

/ meme, @analyticallyminded

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‘ this has been one of the best things we’ve done. ’

                     “that   probably   just   jinxed   us”   points   out   but   the   grin   on   her   face   doesn’t   falter   “this   is   going   to   backfire   now   &   may’ll   be   pissed   at   YOU   for   a   week.”

/ meme, @analyticallyminded

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ship w kyle u cowards 

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                                                                                                              a messy soul                                                                                                            a reckless mind

                                  / indie marvel oc / canon compliant / imagined by kita /

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Kyle u can’t fucking arm wrestle everyone stop this

                                      just watch me gokart

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                              “this   is   where   they   buried   my   brother  !”     / open starter, crack

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hi kate made me remember cat in the hat is a real movie so come stream it w me so we can all suffer