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i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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wheres seasons greasons

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sue did such a good job building that bathroom closet that i think she missed her true calling as a general contractor

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this diva

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I Think if I drink this I will die and come back to life

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did you saw my ciggrate

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hashtag phil problems

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i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

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Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

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having too much fun in picmix

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Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 1

Propaganda under cut

Phan Propaganda

they are (dan's words, not mine) "actual soulmates" and their relationship (again, dan's word not mine) is "more than just romantic".

they live in a house together which they call "the phouse" and share the mortgage, they've been together for 15 years, they are both so insanely stupid that no one else could ever put up with them.

also! they've both said that rpf is fine and dan tagged phan here on tumblr last week so I think by definition we win rpf <3

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adies, gentlemen, those that lieth betwixt... how many of your rpf ships can you confidently say have won? in which both parties are still together, working and living together, openly affectionate, zero evidence of other partners / potential for other partners, and have longevity and a committed community to boot? while yes, many a bandom ship and youtuber pairing has paved the way for us, not many can say they have definitively won, the way phan has won. they literally live together in a fuckass shiny modern home somewhere in the middle of london with a gay little nerd shrine shelf dedicated to the first video game series they ever bonded over. they not only think rpf is fine, they encourage it, they write their own!

to my fellow rpfer's: i admire your efforts, but phan already won.