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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

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nice argument. however i have already drawn myself as a three inch tall fairy getting fingerblasted by two lesbians and you as a malnourished squirrel

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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❓CDC just announced that, and I quote: "PIV straight up does nottttttt count as sex LMFAO"

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Dude i want the skoodydoo🐕 giant sandwich🥪

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you should post your millipede

HOW DID YUO FIND OUT ABOUT MY MILLIPEDE

anyways here it is

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saw this on pinterest

guess who came to mind

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guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol

guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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I wish I had a recording or something of the way I laughed when I saw this. The closest equivalent I can think of is like if you were to shake a kookaburra in a bag

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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society