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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:

the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive

the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972

tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers

martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history

conclusion: he's bad at this <3

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I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

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bros can you even imagine an alternate universe where canada actually exists

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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Genuinely so pleased with how this turned out ngl

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ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

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12 yr old Sasuke be like:

episode 3: I get kissed by the class clown episode 5: I risk my career to feed him my lunch episode 11: I let him casually put his arm around me episode 15: I die for him

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did it work