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he needs enrichment

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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

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apparently i’m a millennial woman

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

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mutuals let’s do this

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average ford f150 behind my kia soul when im trying to go to dunkin donuts

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It's Christmas Eve. Deploy the Hog.

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hog deployment imminent.

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cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

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Hey, I'm trying to get out of art block, any cool, ancient or weird looking fishes recommendations?

Thank you very much h! :)))

you asked the right fish bitch. here's a variety of Fine Vintages

1: THE COELACANTH obviouslyyyy

2: LUNGFISH god he's so compressed what the fuck did I do to him

3: HAGFISH

he's shy is that why he's sorta tiny in a weird way

4: SEA ROBIN *GRIPS YOU AGGRESIVELY WITH MY PECTORAL FIN-RAYS*

5: PACIFIC BLACKDRAGON

#PACIFIC BLACKDRAGON

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Guys?

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Went to a craft market with the kiddos and I shit you not. There was a booth selling bootleg AI slop.

They openly admitted to using an image generator, like, they credited the AI as if it were a real artist. As if it had actually made anything and not just broken down human labour and passion into its base components, reconstituted it as a non-trademark portrait of whatever fictional character it was meant to be, and then hit print on nice photo paper

I'm losing my fucking mind

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So I tend to put on a youtube video most nights to fall asleep to (laptop on a shutdown timer.) And lately, my recommendations are a lot of videogame speedruns or videogame hidden facts.

Last night I pulled up youtube and got a "I played the 10 worst wii games ever" kind of video. ~30 minutes long. Fair enough! Show me the terrible wii games.

I'm paying attention for the beginning, since hey I'm still awake. And maybe like, 6 minutes into the video the guy starts going into heavy detail about how to pirate and copy wii games.

And I'm like, shit, bold, considering this video has 500,000 views. Bravo and all that.

The terrible wii games go on. I fall asleep.

I wake up to the sound of like... mechanical grinding?

Look at the laptop. There's a guy in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals, going "hey don't mix these dangerous chemicals."

I'm like, "Oh, the video ended. And the algorithm put me on... chemical mixing Youtube I guess."

I look at the video Title. "I Played The Worst Wii Games Ever Made"

....Oh.

It's still the video.

So surely he is... mixing chemicals to clean off an unplayable wii disk? Trying to touch up the lone copy of some forgotten game bought off ebay?

No...

He's just.

Mixing chemicals.

I hover over the video sections.

The 10 worst wii game sections have ended. He played them all.

The last 10 minutes is just dedicated to... him in a hazmat suit mixing dangerous chemicals.

....????

I fall back asleep.

....

I need to go back and check this video to make sure I did not imagine this all in a half-asleep stupor