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Gerard P Donelan

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"Except for Mina, who does some secretarial work" I will beat your ass with my shitty Amazon chancla for implying this work is not essential to what the group is doing right now. Mina is transcribing from shorthand, copying things with a mechanical typewriter which means typing the same document multiple times, and let's not forget she's also transcribing her friend's death.

Mina's work in this installment is important.

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This says so many things about the flavour of the sauce that scare me but also

OH SHIT THIS SAUCE IS BANGIN YO-

the store was out of marinara do you think anyone will notice if i use pasta sauce on the pizzas

i used red paint one day and no one noticed, go off

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Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

(From my poetry collection Love Notes from the Hollow Tree by Jarod K. Anderson.)

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i think everyone should have at least one little pokemon friend. does not have to actually be yours. just a little pal that comes up to you and you feed it a little pokebean or something

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yknow i havent ever been pitted in this situation but i think that if anyone is pitted against an evil duplicate of themselves they are almost definitely gonna lose a one-on-one

reason being is that any evil duplicate is probably gonna pull really vicious shit that they wouldnt otherwise come up with like going for the eyes or intentional collateral casualties or whatever the fuck else

so basically dont go fighting evil duplicates of yourself and do the thing that being a decent person has advantage in and bring some friends

aint no shame in using the power of friendship

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Battery acid....

2!!!!!

Decided to mix all the fizzyfaz flavors and some extreme sour airheads as an experiment

Results:

Don't do this

now heading to the nearest vending machine, let's see

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Yet

You guys colonize any moons yet?

come on we may be an evil corporation but we don't do colonization

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I really do love how much you can tell about Doomguy just from looking around his room.

Like. Yeah, all the stuff you expect to see is there.

He's got his big ol' gun rack.

What appears to be a rock he uses as a punching bag.

Whetstone for sharpening his knives. All the Real Manly Violence Man stuff you'd think would be there.

But also a pair of nunchaku. Doomguy has never used nunchaku in any of his games. Those are just there because apparently he's the kind of dork who likes to play around with nunchaku and pretend he's doing kung fu.

Also a jump rope. Gotta keep his cardio up for all that running and jumping he has to do.

He reads Guns & Bullets magazine, but he also reads Science Monthly. Which makes sense that he'd be a bit of a techie since....

...he seems to have made his new Praetor Suit by disassembling the old one and rebuilding it to be higher-quality. You can see from the guts of the suit that it's powered armor, and he just... knows how to work that.

He's mad. Not stupid.

He also reads cooking magazines, of course. His only friend is Doom J.A.R.V.I.S.; He's gotta be self-sufficient. Though how he got those pizzas delivered is certainly beyond me.

And, of course, he has a collection of regular books that he likes to read as well. Though his taste in literature reveals a certain trend.

Also, he reads comics.

So many comics.

So, so many comics that he's left discarded comics lying around on his munitions cases. This man is a nerd.

And if you doubt his nerd cred, remember that he even keeps collectible toy displays. Doomguy is explicitly the kind of person who will go out of his way in a firefight with the forces of Hell itself to go snatch up a new toy for his collection.

He even has collectible toy figures hanging out on his computer desk. He put a little hard hat on one of them.

On the other side of his desk, he's got some leftover pizza from the inexplicable delivery service, plus takoyaki flavor chips and some candy. It seems Doomguy is a fruity candy kind of guy, not a chocolate guy. Man after my own heart.

Oh, you know he has shredded every single surface of the Fortress of Doom at some point. How do you think he learned to react so quickly in combat?

That is, of course....

When he's not ROCKING OUT with one of his three separate guitars. I bet the middle one's his favorite. It has a place of honor under the giant demon skull.

Some people might say that a record player and casette tapes are old-fashioned but cut him some slack; He's a Gen X-er.

Of course, there's one thing that any walk through Doomguy's room reveals more than anything else. The one thing that matters more than the world to him. The thing that drives him in his every waking moment.

He loved his bunny rabbit. My favorite thing about the portrait - Well, my favorite thing about it is that it's a piece of fanart that got officially canonized, but aside from that - is that he's wearing his Praetor Suit in it.

That's not something he brought from home. He commissioned an artist to paint that after becoming a Night Sentinel. He still loves his poor, late bunny rabbit.

And he keeps her close to him when he's home.

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