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Mention anything that I am disgustingly interested in or knowledgeable of and I’m going to look at you like this
Sorry tumblr user I stole this clip from your post I can’t stop laughing why is he doing that
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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thinking about how as a teen i always knew i was some level of aroace & had no desire for a romantic relationship but didn’t actually identify that way til more recently bc i’d never heard of oriented attraction before & i still felt Something towards women, especially masculine women
but instead of angsting about it at all i kinda just got up one day & said Fuck it if i’ll never gaf about attracting other ppl i might as well attract Myself. and then i spent the next 4-5 years steadily becoming more butch on purpose
#yes i’m lesbian. no i dont actually feel romantically or sexually attracted to women. its a secret third thing ❤️#and i was RIGHT btw i’m hot as fuck now ‼️‼️#all i have left to do is acquire muscles somehow. magically#(<- wants to work out but has a heart condition and is also Lazy </3)#but for the most part i basically skipped all the common queer teen insecurities by doing this its rlly funny. im kinda proud ngl#i want to go back in time and shake that babygay’s hand. fucking great decision lil dude#me post
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Annual Lollapalooza Line Up Game
#13 but to be fully honest i think i can count the number of songs i've actually heard by any of these ppl on one hand#that being said i didn't know rebecca black was big in music again. good for her!!!#also korn being directly underneath olivia rodrigo is. rlly funny to me
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bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america
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hi. do you remember me? yeah from school. haha yeah. look. do you remember that disagreement we had in october 2008? third grade. i just wanted to let you know in the time since ive visited 1 million judges in 1 million courts over the world and all of them agreed i was in the right and you dont deserve to live happily or love anyone ever.
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
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my femdom monsterfucker demo is now done! I'M FREEEE
if you wanna learn more about it / download it, it's here on itch.io!
features:
nameable fem mc (default is mercedes!)
14,000+ words
5 nonhuman guys to meet (+1 monster bestie)
a fun li'l dressup minigame
enjoy 🫶🏽 (any bugs you catch, just inbox me or comment on my devlog on itch!)
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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?
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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month
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