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new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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kaveh akbar, 'calling a wolf a wolf' // doc luben, 'love letters or suicide notes' // @/nutnoce, tumblr // 'my body's made of crushed little stars', mitski // @/ojibwa, tumblr // 'spring', mary oliver

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deer

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"For the Wolf, we originally considered a stylised CGI model, but that would've cost millions. That's something an American studio can afford, but not a Czech fairytale movie. So we had to resort to puppetry."

*whips out a puppet Jim Henson would be proud of*

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Wenn der Wein so Arsch ist, dass Frau Holle höchstpersönlich meint "Schätzchen wie wärs wenn du einfach Klöße machst, ja?"

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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... Idk what to say. I had that from the meme that compared caitlin to this things face..

Beat up poo

Thanks for tagging me, @chaoticfandomgirly !❤️

And the lucky man is…

D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!

Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!

I tag @all-or-nothing-baby @guiltypleasurefandomface @fireladybuckley @kinkykinard @a-victorian-girl @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘

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Life hates me this year, huh

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personally i just think it should be illegal to have more than 2 things going Bad with your body at a time. it's just excessive. i want to speak to a manager. the current hardware was not designed with the user in mind.

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Idk what's the oceans answer but here i was like

Hmm that number has 3 0s....

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