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“Well, my Peter and I never did anything of what I think you’re implying.” The blonde  tugged at her her hood, adding, “Y’know, she must’ve been pretty tough if she had to put up with this on the daily.”

“That’s probably because your world’s version of me was very discreet in comparison.        Comparison to me, of course. …Thank you for staring, I’m sure it leaves much to the imagination      of what my Gwendy and I did when she was still around.”

Dead silence.

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“Oh man, I can’t-” The spider continued to laugh,  bending over a smidge; this didn’t help halt her uncontrollable giggles, but it certainly displayed just how funny she thought this all was. “Thats- I’ve never- heard that one.”

“Yeah, Jersey’s cool but stop giving me that look it was an accident oh my god.” Ms Marvel covered her red face, groaning in embarrassment.

Thank you so much, oh Freudian slips, for allowing me to give such A+ first impressions to cool people , she thought.

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[text: boo motherfucker] maybe twice? it’s not so bad.

[text: boo motherfucker]  tell eli he can shove it. im dying.

[text: boo motherfucker]  im going cold. if i die tell gabe he’s awesome. tell the spiders i love them. blehhhhhh

[text:Unsquishable Spider-Gwen] on my way. [text:Unsquishable Spider-Gwen] how many times did you get stabbed? [text:Unsquishable Spider-Gwen] Eli’s gonna complain about blood on the leather. Just so you know.

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Gwenpool

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speedpaint of spider Gwen

I want to paint more so I try to keep up doing speedpaints every week

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✯ steve rogers freedom isn’t a commodity i’m willing to compromise.

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ghxst-driver

[text: boo motherfucker] okay yeah this is sudden but [text: boo motherfucker] im out of web in the theater district and if you’d please be a dear and come get me because im bleeding a lot tbqh [text: boo motherfucker] i’d really appreciate it

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“Jersey? Sounds like fun, I’ve never been.” Gwen paused, thought a moment, then laughed.  “Oh my God.” The spider looked up at Ms. Marvel’s face, then laughed again; a hand covering her mouth. “Oh my God.”

“Oh, that’s probably ‘cuz I’m from Jersey. I’m actually surprised I haven’t run into anyone else here, though. You’re the first.”

Kamala tilted her head and watched curiously as she reloaded her webs, “You know, I always thought those were natural.” A pause, “The webs I mean. Oh my god.”

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“I still wear tight skirts      You pull it off too, Pete. I didn’t think I’d ever get to tell you that. But it really does work for you.”

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       “You know, pardon my saying this—                      but I never knew you’d be hotter in spandex than your’s truly.     I mean, my memory of the original Gwendy wore tight skirts, but that doesn’t really count.”

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Alternative option to greeting Spider Gwen normally

“OH MY GOSH IT’S A SHINY SPIDERMAN”

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TOO HOT

*hot damn*

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Venom #36

yes, “gothic poetry”

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Fashion Inspired By Nature In Diptychs By Liliya Hudyakova

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He is all kinds of trouble, Gwendolyn Stacy; you do not need more of that in your life. “I’m up for that.” You’re all kinds of assertive, aren’t you?

Oh man, that hair is really shiny. Oh God, she’s hot. Think Robbie, think. “I’ll drive if you pay.” Muy educado, casanova.

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“Ha   Don’t scare me like that. Dick.” She bumped him, turning back to their assaliants, ready to fight. They were half a block gone, mostly due to the sight of the seemingly undead Venom. Gwen relaxed, smile returning. She looked up at Flash, playfully stating, “You scared them shitless.”

He groaned, taking a few steps back and doubled over, the symbiote could handle hits like this, but it didn’t change the fact that taking that many bullets hurt like hell. And then Venom made a big show of standing back up as all the bullets began falling to the floor.”Aw come on, that was barely a warm up, you really gonna turn tail on me Gwen? We got ‘em on the run?” it stung, but he was acting like nothing had happened at all, if only to scare the gunmen they were chasing.

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“Mortified, is the best word for it.” Gwen smiled under mask, digging in her bag for her web capsules.  “Don’t mind me. Just reloading. ... I do find it weird we’ve never run into one another before.”

“No sweat! It’s kind of my job anyway.”

“And dude, freaking out people when you come in swooping down? That must be great. I can just imagine a bad guy’s face when you pop out of nowhere.”