Emu. 30. Freelance Artist. Professional Jason Todd simp. Walking Meme. DM. Constantly pissed. Happily Engaged🥰Empty bios/minors blocked
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take responsibility.
read: i promised myself mouthwashing wouldn't become another hyperfixation. i am a liar.
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Pony Express investigating the Tulpar case Idea given to me by @aldosesweets
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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy
#mouthwashing#animation#tw gore#tw body horror#tw violence#tw flashing#tw jimmy#holy fuck this is beautiful!!!#also my favorite Radiohead song!!! -chef kiss-
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I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.
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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
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This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
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hey reminder btw bc I'm already starting to see this I know we're all emotional and all
but do not discuss legally actionable things on tumblr
not " in minecraft" , not via slang, not Just Joking, not at all
absolutely plan what you're gonna plan but either (ideally) don't do it online or , if you must, use MUCH more secure means
something something summary line, just practice basic internet safety . in minecraft.
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hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you
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