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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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The french seething about "le wokisme" is such a baffling thought to me. The fuck are you mad about people having pronouns when your fucking bedside table has gendered pronouns. How do you get mad about what other people want to be called when you've lived your whole entire life without ever not even once misgendering a pair of pants.

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the fastest six-foot turkey you've ever seen

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Was anyone going to fucking tell me that electric eels have their anus directly under their heads because their head is basically their entire main body and they're actually like 90% tail

Or was I just supposed to casually stumble across that information

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all fat people are butches and all skinny people are fems and nonbinary is a single type of person that you either are or arent attracted to and pink lemonade comes from pink cows

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coughs

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How it feels to have friends and hang out with them

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Collection of completed comms! thank you all :-)

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people will point out at older women in media who may be a bit more masc than the average incel on twitter can handle, or may be anything but a little white waif that looks like a teen, and be like, "EWWW gross who is this for!!"

me, baby <3 these ladies are for me <3

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Various keys, German, 15th Century

From the Met Museum

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Proof from a print I'm making

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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

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I want to be less precious about what I post so here's a barely cleaned up sketch of what I've been drawing the most for the last couple months : OCs— These are Jester and Claw and hopefully you'll be seeing more of them soon !

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

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weird animal flipbooks i made