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Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen
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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
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When Veilguard comes out, please keep it in the back of your mind every single time you interact with Varric and Lucanis that their writer got laid off with little to no warning and that she is and always will be a Dragon Age legend and one of the reasons why the franchise has stayed afloat for as long as it has
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They are gonna give peepaw such problems I can tell.
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I am obsessed with the fact that the Veilguard all gathers round to watch Solas's saddest memories and then dissects them like it's an episode of Desperate Housewives. 10/10 no notes, exactly what he deserves.
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I use the stairs, like, 65% of the time. But if I'm carrying a wisp, I am launching myself off the nearest balcony to get to my destination.
can’t wait to continue the dragon age tradition of ignoring the stairs and instead rocketing down from the upper story
#dragon age#datv#dragon age the veilguard#da4#dragon age veilguard#dragon age shitpost#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers
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can’t wait to continue the dragon age tradition of ignoring the stairs and instead rocketing down from the upper story
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Origins: the world is ending and you and your one remaining coworker are the only option left to save it.
II: the unavoidable tragedy of a queer friend group/polycule trying and failing to save their fucked up city
Inquisition: you went to a conference and accidentally ended up in charge of saving the entire world (again) with a team of colleagues who are (mostly) professionals and outstanding in their fields.
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Veilguard:
Rook: hey, I suffered from “sudden field promotion” after “fucking everything up worse than it already was.” I’m putting a team together to kill at least one, maybe three, Gods
Seven of the most unwell people in Thedas: say no more, I’m in
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Hearing Emmerich Volkarin say "ham and jam slam" made me laugh a little too hard.
Emmerich is a vegetarian, though! How cool!
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Me, romancing Emmerich with my fiance sitting next to me: 👀 "Don't just me, he's hot"
Him: "I didn't say anything."
Me: "he reminds me of you, but as an old man"
Him: "sure...sure.."
I'm glad we can all agree on the subject of Professor Emmrich Volkarin 💀💚
Made in collaboration with the bone peepaw stans of tumblr, I hope you're all enjoying your romance quests.
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I'm glad we can all agree on the subject of Professor Emmrich Volkarin 💀💚
Made in collaboration with the bone peepaw stans of tumblr, I hope you're all enjoying your romance quests.
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