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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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was thinking of making victor say something different but I figured him saying cowabummer like the original meme was funny

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Beautiful Street Art in Hollywood. Walk of shame. By the way .....FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

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My Mini Emmrich Headcannon (That makes me slightly feral)

Emmrich is covered in jewellery. Head to toe. Carefully picking pieces over the years (some gifted, some found/bought for various sentimental or aesthetic reasons) that are good enough for his grave gold and be buried with him eternally (or live on eternally if he did succeed in becoming a lich)

I headcannon that despite a ring on each finger - some fingers have more than one ring on them - he leaves his ring finger empty.

At first, he thought it was bad luck to put a ring on his ring finger before he would be married. Then as he got older, when he realised that he probably was never going to get married, he still couldn’t bring himself to find another ring to put there - a small part of him holding out hope that one day (one day!) it must happen for him, but also just starting to accept the reality of it. His naked finger a symbol of his loneliness.

So when he falls head over heels for Rook and she does for him and they survive the gods and eventually marry - a simple gold wedding band is the single most beautiful and important piece of jewellery he has ever owned and it shines just that bit brighter than the rest of his grave gold…

I’m down bad for yet another fictional older man, send help. (Don’t send help, it brings me so much joy)

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POLILOP (POLIWHIRL + GIRAFARIG)

Each hand has its own brain with a distinct personality. It performs manzai comedy routines to disarm its foes.

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when i schedule the payment for my rent and then the leasing manager actually takes the money out of my account

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Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

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Saw Phantogram in concert. Was close enough to smell Sara Barthel. Got a guitar pick. 10/10

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Saw Phantogram in concert. Was close enough to smell Sara Barthel. Got a guitar pick. 10/10

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My husband to me every time I say I feel bad

Franz Kafka, 1912

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Shokra toh ebra

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For no reason here is a library story