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handful of centipedes

Thanks!

eats them

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Just because it looked cozy does NOT mean it was safe. she could've been allowed to rest on the petal of a flower. I know from experience that that's far cozier

puts a sleeping bumblebee in your pocket

bro stop putting shit in my pockets???

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trying to be nice?? that bumblebee could've been crushed :(

puts a sleeping bumblebee in your pocket

bro stop putting shit in my pockets???

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puts a sleeping bumblebee in your pocket

bro stop putting shit in my pockets???

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Did you not read my post?? I never said you should give a mouse a cookie. Just that, much like in the book, if i am forced to give the mouse something (my pocket cheese) he's going to ask me for something else.

Also the book never specifies he ate the cookie?? maybe he just likes to hold onto it while he drinks his milk?

puts a mouse in your pocket

wtf man. it ate the cheese i was keeping in there :/

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ugh have you ever tried to get a mouse to answer a riddle? It's far more cost efficient to just bribe the troll than to do even more side quests for a mouse that will never be satisfied? "If you give a mouse a cookie" was a cautionary tale but clearly you never read it.

puts a mouse in your pocket

wtf man. it ate the cheese i was keeping in there :/

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obviously it was in case i had to bribe a troll for safe passage over their bridge. but now i'll have to answer their riddles three like an unprepared fool

puts a mouse in your pocket

wtf man. it ate the cheese i was keeping in there :/

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puts a mouse in your pocket

wtf man. it ate the cheese i was keeping in there :/

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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May have to shelve the fanfiction I am writing... In my desperation to get it done, I have accidentally subjected myself to the conditions of the Russian Sleep Experiment.

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I love listening too tma in order because it's like

Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,viscerally unpleasant horror,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, something that touches at the core or what makes you you, puts words to sensation you have had following you your entire life, alters you as person, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, viscerally unpleasant horror, Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode,Cool episode, HOMOSEXUAL OCCURRENCES!!!

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they will not listen to her

*house md’s your drawtectives*

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I don't have anyone new to tag but these are my blorbos. My OC & DnD character Silas and his husband Kel :)

New tag game! Use this picrew to make yourself, and your current blorbo

(Mine is Maude Flanders, surprise surprise)

No reassure tags @krispyy-lotol @ablatheringblatherskite @justarandombrit @or-not-2b---i-dont-know @spaghettiwithnachos13 @excusemewotdidyousaytome @literary-lesbian @ginevralinton @nocturnal-cryptid @spineless-lobster @sitdownfeargalyounerd @ticcywhaleshark @ineffablelunatic @blue-eyed-giant and anyone else who would like to :)

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Watching ancient danish movies and found this gem

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Born to be a grave robbing medical student in the late 1800s, forced to be a burnt out autistic fan of House MD in the 21st century