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Do you know this boi?

He was described as a beautiful androgynous adolecent moon boy loved by many. He has silver hair, fair brown skin, and really really pretty face.

He was loved by the bakunawa, a sea serpent who wants to eat the moon, and a tide goddess who gave him expensive things. But what really caught his heart is the big, scary, and horned God of death, Sidapa.

Sidapa is a gentle god who, despite of his title, was not feared because of his known gentleness. He made birds sing to the boi. (and lotta cute stuff, too, like flowers and all)

They got married and lived happily ever after

Oh, did I mention they’re a gay couple? But nobody cared because Filipinos are pretty open-minded about these stuff until the Spaniards came and destroyed the good values we had.

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More

More of my favorite philippine mythology gods.

Libulan (the moon diety boy) and Sidapa (the god of death) are fluffily married.

They make me happy, really.

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“Salome! What brought you here?”

“My love for you. But since you’re such a patriotic wipe-ass, u don’t see that.”

Let us not forget Salome.

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Just for fun, I made Elias a conyo boi of the katips.

(although technically, Elias was never a part of Katipunan, cuz katipunan was never directly mentioned in the book.)

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Have you ever just…. prefer Elias to live than Ibarra?

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Sometimes I feel like moving and retiring to the places that have retro-province feels, but then I'm having second thoughts because whenever I see those places in the news it's always:

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Two people killed each other: six dead

A man drowed in a manhole: dies after 3 days.

Gang fight: 3 dead, 15 bloody.

Kid kills parents, gets out, ate cookies

Hot young General dies: 78 fangirls dead after hearing news.

Man dies, wife kills 8 suspect

Wife is now a gangster. 52 casualties caused so far.

Wife is given amnesty by the government: still kills.

Goat killed 5 men: Satanic cult is said to be responsible.

Man dies in his taxi: message left on the windshield in blood.

Woman robs cursed stone: dies from vomiting bloody worms.

Priest found dead: brain missing.

Sexy star found dead in a cemented drum.

Man who founded the first republic tortured to death.

Man who became the president of the first republic denies all allegations.

The only logical man in the republic dies in pneumonia

Kid wants to die: started a death squad

It's cavite. People die everyday in weird manner.

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If you listen closely, there's a witch laughing and you can't help but be a witch yourself then start laughing as well.

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

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This post has everything i dont have:

Cats and friends.

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I watch their movies/series then straight up decide that they are now my children.

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Miong: Pole, alam mo ba kung bakit hindi ka na nakakalakad?

Pole: Er...kasi may polio ako.

Miong: Hindi.

Pole: Eh ano?

Miong: Kasi para di ka na makaalis sa piling ko.

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Foreign cows have so much slang, damn.

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I love how our ancestors just spew random words without meaning and add random words just to fit the rhyming

like, "Ya know what, let's make up shit for the future peeps to wonder about the shit we say. Let 'em sing 'bout it thinkin' they're singing the poetic song of their ancestors. Fuck them."

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"Well hello there. Wood you like to be my frend?"

Leshy, Poland

/ via.  SlavicPoland/Slowianska Polska (facebook)

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Amazing movies will always get a musical.

Photos from Mean Girls the Musical’s out of town tryout in DC.

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What if Keith was just hungry, and voltron was just his fancy illusion?

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But would he feel below the belt jokes if he can't feel below the belt?

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Dude. Yung kay Mabini, below the belt.

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