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soylad · 5 days ago
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I love Pale
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soylad · 6 days ago
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Rereading some Amy chapters, her powers seem to work too slow for that sort of thing
Could Amy pull a Mercymorn and explode somebody's abdomen? Seems like a more directly offensive use of her power than we ever saw
And/or, could Mercymorn (or a suitable fleshmancer) Wretch somebody while keeping them alive?
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soylad · 6 days ago
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Also the sheer sarcasm in Lucy's narration 👌
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I love Pale
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soylad · 6 days ago
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I love Pale
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soylad · 12 days ago
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You can't even kill a noble anymore, woe to duke
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soylad · 14 days ago
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Blake Thorburn-ass post
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soylad · 15 days ago
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Animal Telepath Second Triggers After Realizing Every Dogs Internal Monologue Sounds Like Canadian Web Serial Author
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soylad · 21 days ago
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Tattletale: “I didn’t think you’d like Halloween, Hon. Since it makes finding villains difficult.”
Victoria: “That’s because you’re thinking of it from a crime fighting perspective and not from a ‘free candy’ perspective.”
Tattletale: “…Wait, are you telling me you still go Trick Or Treating??”
Victoria: “What part of free candy did you miss? And besides, I bought new buckets so Fragile One can participate.”
Fragile One: [I CRAVE HANDS FOR TREATS]
Victoria: “Not now.”
Tattletale: “Oh god, don’t tell you me you go out dressed in your cape costume.”
Victoria: “Of course not!”
Pulls out black and purple spandex suit
Victoria: “This year I’m going as you!”
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soylad · 27 days ago
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no wind, no problem
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soylad · 1 month ago
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Was the funny look more because "why is a supervillain giving me a pep talk" or "why is this 14 year old giving me a pep talk"
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soylad · 1 month ago
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Could Amy pull a Mercymorn and explode somebody's abdomen? Seems like a more directly offensive use of her power than we ever saw
And/or, could Mercymorn (or a suitable fleshmancer) Wretch somebody while keeping them alive?
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soylad · 1 month ago
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Sounds exactly like an open Waffle House to me
do you think that the waffle houses stayed open during endbringer attacks
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soylad · 1 month ago
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Personal favorite ward fic? Or one you would recommend to someone who never read ward (seems wrong to read wormfics before worm and not do the same with ward)
There are very few Ward Fics, but a few I would recommend (with HEAVY Ward spoilers) are:
- Wound (follows Amy after the ending of Ward)
- We’re Not Friends (Vic and Tattletale shenanigans)
- Miss Calculation (Number Man clone ends up in the universe of the Netflix Wednesday show)
- Witch (Vic and Tattletale end up in the Witcher game series)
- Heart of Silver (A portal opens between the She-Ra universe and Earth Gimel)
- Flight of the Valkyrie (Valkyrie/Glastig Uaine ends up in Dragon Age)
- Night Light (Victoria and her team end up in the Dresden Files setting)
- NDLS (A fusion of the Sandman show and Ward)
- Shards of Shadow (Wheel of Time and Ward crossover)
- Larva (Taylor clone wakes up during one of the final arcs of Ward)
- Larvae (A younger Taylor clone is in therapy during Ward)
I also write my own:
- Point Me At The Skyrim (Victoria is finally awake in Skyrim)
- Hers Is the Fury (Victoria is reborn as the oldest Lannister child in A Song of Ice and Fire)
- Janus (Victoria is in the head of pre-Worm Taylor)
- Touch the Sky (RWBY x Ward fic where Victoria is the sister of Ruby and Yang)
- En Masse (Post-Ward Humanity meets the Citadel Council from Mass Effect)
Apologies that I did not include all of them
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soylad · 2 months ago
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Ridtom seems to like my steampunk Worm art, so here’s Vicky
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soylad · 2 months ago
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Eidolon drinking the core of Eden's being should have feminized him.
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soylad · 2 months ago
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Ain't no laws when you're drinkin claws
Ain't no rulies when you're drinkin trulys
When I drink box wine it is kill or be killed
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soylad · 2 months ago
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Agreed but also doesn't she involuntarily use her power whenever questions are asked? If so school would be the ultimate source of headaches
dinah doesnt even. sge doesnt even have a fucking. middle school education. shes just information brokering around. like girl. go back to school. finish memorizing your times tables. read the great gatsby. im begging you.
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