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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱
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only americans will understand::
shirley temple DVD set infomercial
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You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society
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All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote
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o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
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PSA: Poll closing times of today’s US Election by local time
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