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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

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this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

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second chance ll j.p.

part two of second choices

Pairing: James Potter x Reader

Warnings: she’s angsty again. honestly not that happy of an ending

Summary: The annual Potter’s New Year’s Ball is coming up, and it’s the first time you are going to be around James since the Hogsmeade incident. What could possibly go wrong?

word count: 2.6k

a/n: hahaha so this kinda got away from me ngl. the ending is way sadder than I was originally going to make it but oh well, I tagged all of the people that were asking for a part two as well!

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second choice ll j.p.

Pairing: James Potter x Best!Friend!Reader, James x Lily

Warnings: she’s a bit angsty, but we love her anyways. maybe some cursing. 

Summary:  James has always been your best friend, but you are tired of always coming in second in his life.

word count: 1.0k

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andrew’s peter constantly fumbling over his words and talking down on himself and saying goodbye to toby’s peter with a peace sign like omg he’s so bi he’s just like me fr

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the stars and the universe love you

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i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

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Me: I hate cliches

Author: he was tall and dark haired

Me : omg he was tall and dark haired 🥺🥺😩😩

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reading ya fantasy novels is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by a helicopter

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OMG I LOVE THIS

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moots send a turtle to my inbox and i’ll make you a moodboard 😏

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men written by women men wrITTEN BY WOMEN i repeat literally crack best thing ever

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“my child is fine” your child wants to marry multiple fictional characters

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down like sunsets | r. lupin

1978. summer at the Potters’ is always guaranteed to be a hell of a good time: swims in the lake, cold beer, apple picking and marshmallow roasting. remus can’t keep his hands off his girl.

WORD COUNT: 4,3k

PAIRING: remus lupin x fem reader

CONTENTS: NSFW 18+, fluffy smut and rem being a softie for his girl, oral sex (female receiving), kind of an exhibitionist vibe but not really, sirius and reader being besties that simultaneously hate each other, alcohol consumption

A/N: I couldn’t help myself, I had to write this so I could live my fantasy of spending the summer with the Marauders in the 70s, cause WHO the fuck wouldn’t want that? it inevitably turned steamy and I am: not sorry. this is just Remus being a needy puppy. that’s it, that’s the whole plot.

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yeah Tom Holland is a good spider-man

but I want Andrew Garfield to RAIL me

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everything annoys me but im being so brave about it

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time for inappropriate & romantic thoughts i guess

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*watching eternals and seeing all the strong, kind, sweet men who are muscular and friendly and funny*

Me: falls in love with the snarky asshole in the leather jacket