why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
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america: “yo watch how badly we can fuck up our country”
britain: “*cracks knuckles*”
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I think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life
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I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….
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The word “swims” is the same upside down
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don’t ask why I have a giant pile of sand in my yard
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