Hello! Welcome. I'm mostly reblogging what I found amusing, funny, helpful, or interesting. Some fandom or ship related things may also appear, but I usually keep it in my side blog. This one is just high chaotic neutral energy. I reblog when I have time so there may be a lot of posts at once. Feel free to ask anything. That's all, have fun! :)
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Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide
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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too
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i am fighting for my fukcing life
have you ever seen a beast that wanted to get at ink bottles
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SO GODDAMN BADLY
she wants her PEETS in the DAMP blue INK
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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch
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I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:
Further updates as warranted.
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