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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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Everything feels awful right now but it isn't really. We still don't officially have a winner, but regardless of how the presidential election ends up, I wanted to take a minute and find what lights I can in the 3 a.m. darkness. Here's what I know:

* Kentucky overwhelmingly rejected an attempt to undermine the public education system by offering private school vouchers:

* Delaware has elected a transgender woman to the House of Representatives, the first out trans person of any gender ever elected to congress:

* For the first time in history, two Black women will be serving in the senate at the same time, and they are only the fourth and fifth Black women ever elected to the senate:

* New York State has passed a constitutional amendment enshrining the rights of pregnant people (including the right to an abortion), LGBTQIA+ people, the disabled, immigrants regardless of legal status, and other at-risk groups:

* Democrat Josh Stein has beaten self-avowed Nazi Mark Robinson to become governor of North Carolina:

That's everything I know off the top of my head. It's not many bright spots, but it's not zero. I'm going to try to find more and I'll add them to the post. It's the only thing I can think of to do that isn't sobbing and throwing up or looking up Canadian immigration rules.

If you know more good news, I encourage you to add it in reblogs.

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

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this is making me lose it

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

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Pokemon fans be like "I wish we had darker games" then can't handle basic folktale tropes and concepts

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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every time i hear about someone my age or younger who lives in their own apartment with a real job i hit the wall and go WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY until the neighbors call police

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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twin towers cheese board for 9/11

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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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btw this isn't a vague/subtweet (post?) or anything but just so y'all know, there's a way to mark things as "inspired by" on ao3

you don't have to just put it in the notes!! very cool under-utilized feature

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?