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Generated head cannons for each elf

Headcannons generated with this

Thranduil got hit by a bus once

Elrond has a diary that he writes in with a glittery gel pen

Legolas knows the fnaf lore

Arwen is very good at walking in platform heels

If Galadriel likes someone, she will give them a pretty rock

Celeborn has an intense fear of heights

Feren has a very low alcohol tolerance

Haldir needs a nightlight to sleep

Lindir is a very good singer

Tauriel believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover

Glorfindel desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one

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When you go to draw on your iPad but remember you changed the password and now you can’t remember it, any suggestions?😝

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Lalala vs okokok with lotr and the hobbit

Your the lalala, they’re the okokok

Thorin, Fíli, Aragorn, thranduil, Elrond, Arwen, bilbo, gimli, Sam, Éomer, Glorfindel, Bard, Beorn, glóin, Tauriel, Faramir, Boromir, Haldir, Bifur, Dwalin, Balin, Dori, óin

They’re the lalala, your the okokok

Legolas, Frodo, merry, pippin, Éowyn, kíli, Galadriel, celeborn, also Arwen, Lindir, bombur, ori, nori, bofur, meludir

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The hobbit masterlist

Lalala vs Okokok

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The Lord of the rings masterlist

Lalala vs okokok

Elf headcannons made with perchance

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And if a double decker bus, crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

Aka navigation

Hi my name is bumi!

Check my rules here (please check before sending a request

I write for Baldurs gate 3, lord of the rings and the hobbit

Baldurs gate 3 masterlist

The Lord of the rings masterlist

The hobbit masterlist

Gaza emergency appeal - free the Congo

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Rules

I write fluff, angst and smut

Please do not request scatplay, pissplay, raceplay, ageplay, ddlg, foot fetish, necrophilia, cnc

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Baldurs gate 3 masterlist

Bg3 as prompts

Face sitting with fem!companions

Fem!companions hands when you kiss

Bg3 band AU! Headcannons

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Bg3 band AU!headcannons

Characters: Lae’zel, Minthara, Karlach, Shadowheart

Warnings: not proofread at all

Summary: what its like dating modern!band AU! bg3 women

A/N: i might like Mintharas hands guys, also this is my return to tumblr after a vv long break so hi guys ^.^

Content under cut

Lae’zel - guitarist

Modern Lae’zel! who has your initials scratched on her guitar strap

Modern Lae’zel! who shows you her solos a week before the album released

Modern Lae’zeal! who looks for you in the crowd or backstage and sends you a small wink

Modern Lae’zel! who took you axe throwing for your first date

Modern Lae’zel! Who takes you for ice cream at 3:00 am

Modern Lae’zel! who plays her guitar for you and genuinely wants to know what you what you think about certain riffs

Modern Lae’zel! who doesn’t go clubbing after concerts, instead she cuddles with you on some random hotels watching cheesy romcoms that make her snort instead of grimace

Modern Lae’zel! who pays for a backstage pass for you despite you saying that you could pay for it yourself

Modern Lae’zel! Who hates everyone but you

Karlach - drummer

Modern karlach! Who play fights with you in the dressing room after a concert, even though she’s sweaty and gross

Modern karlach! Who sends you long paragraphs throughout the day ranging from how practice is going to how much she loves you

Modern karlach! Who posts you on her public story even though her PR team advises against it

Modern karlach! Who saves you a concert ticket anyway even if she knows you can’t come

Modern karlach! Who sends you silly pictures saying “this is us”

Modern karlach! Who always hears you despite her hearing being impaired from years of drumming

Modern karlach! Who sits behind you with her hands on your wrists showing you how to play a simple beat

Modern karlach! Who always flexes on stage, making fans go wild but she’s only ever looking at you

Modern karlach! Who always mentions you during interviews

Modern karlach! Who’s grin grows impossibly wider when she sees you in the front row

Modern karlach! Who everyone loves but she only loves you

Minthara - bassist

Modern Minthara! Who fights back a smile when she sees you in the crowd

Modern Minthara! Who sits behind you as you massage her tired fingers

Modern Minthara! Who has her hair tied up on stage but only lets it down for you

Modern Minthara! Who holds you to her side as interviewers ask her about band gossip

Modern Minthara! Who lets you run your fingers across her rough, calloused hands

Modern Minthara! Who is notorious for being the hardest member to get an autograph from but always gives you one when you jokingly ask for one

Modern Minthara! Who rants about her riffs (she’s definitely not complaining she definitely is)

Modern Minthara! who has multiple ear piercings and barely puts in her own jewellery anymore because you do it for her before she goes on stage

Modern Minthara! Who scowls when you call karlach her “work wife”

Modern Minthara! Who actually likes to be annoyed by you

Modern Minthara! who is annoyed by everyone but never you

Shadowheart - singer

Modern shadowheart! Who tries to sneak your name into song lyrics, wether it’s subtle or not is another question

Modern shadowheart! Who can’t help but turn to face your side of the crowd whenever a particularly romantic spill of lyrics comes up

Modern shadowheart! Who writes you notes and leaves them in her dressing room for you

Modern shadowheart! Who wears matching earrings with you

Modern shadow heart! Who sings under her breath when she’s focused

Modern shadowheart! Who pinches your cheeks when you compliment her in the dressing room

Modern shadowheart! Who screams about bugs but ends up being the one forced to kill them

Modern shadowheart! Who thinks about you while writing songs

Modern shadow heart! Who tells dad jokes during interviews but runs them by you backstage

Modern shadowheart! Who mutters a quick prayer before going on stage to soothe her nerves

Modern shadowheart! Who is the center of attention but her attention is always on you

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“Admiring from afar”

But it’s shadowheart and sharran!reader

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I have so many drafts but absolutely no motivation to finish them •_•

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Their hands when you kiss

Lae’zel keeps her hands wrapped around your shoulders and occasionally drifts down to your biceps to squeeze and pull you closer.

Shadowheart grips your waist in her palms rubbing up and down giving it the occasional stroke even bringing her hands up to thumb at the underside of your breasts

And karlach? This motherfucker goes straight for your ass. she’s all up on it basically going feral. No matter how many times you might scold her she always lets her hands wander down to squeeze your ass between her calloused hands maybe slapping it if she’s feeling frisky

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Facesitting with the fem!companions

Warnings: NSFW content, AFAB!reader, Facesitting, cunillingus,fingering(Lae’zel, shadowheart) bondage,biting/marking (Lae’zel). blindfolds, implied shibari, sensory play(ice cubes)(Shadowheart). Face riding, spanking, squirting(karlach)

Characters: Lae’zel, Shadowheart, Karlach.

A/n: can you tell I like women Lae’zel | this is also my first time writing smut and English is not my first language so bare with me please 🙏

Nsfw under the cut

★ Lae’zel

She has your hands tied behind your back, the rough rope cutting into your wrists, your bare chest on display as she bites and sucks hickeys into your neck and breasts, circling your nipples with her tongue.

You throw your head back, squeezing your eyes and biting your lip as mewls leave your lips. You feel her fangs nip into into your soft skin, breaking the skin every now and then, the sting sending bolts of arousal down to your cunt, your clit aches from the lack of attention. Your eyes flutter open at the sudden cold sensation, you look down to meet lae’zels sharp gaze, she grips your waist pulling you forward to rest on her thighs. she leans back onto her elbows, giving you a sultry look. You understand what she’s asking, you shuffle up to hover above her face, you pause for a moment, the familiar feeling of anxiety filling your chest. Your thoughts are pulled away from you as Lae’zel grips your hips, her nails slightly digging in “Sit.” She growls, it sends butterflies racing through your stomach. You slowly bring yourself to rest on her face, your clit sits directly on her nose, you gasp at the pressure, your legs going weak, you sit your full weight on her face, you feel the beginning of a grin before she starts to nip at your clit, bringing her fingers up she starts to tease your slit, you moan lewdly as the warm feeling pulses through your cunt and abdomen, she spreads your folds and starts to push her fingers into your cunt before scissoring them, spreading you open. Your moans increase in volume.

The feeling of her fingers stuffing you full and her teeth grazing against your clit makes your head hazy, your vision blurs as the warmth spreads through your body and the coil in your stomach starts to tighten, threatening to snap.

She pushes her fingers in up to her knuckles and curls them at the same time she scrapes her canines onto your clit.

The coil snaps and you throw your head back, scrunching your face in pleasure, your cum gushing into her face, she laps up every drop of it.

★ Shadowheart

She brings a lacy blindfold over your eyes, tying it behind your head and tugging it slightly. “Is it too tight?” She asks softly. You shake your head “words please.” She corrects, “no, it’s not to tight” you assure. “Good” she purrs raking her nails down your bare body, sending shivers down your spine.

She lays down, bringing her face between your thighs but not before grabbing a cube of ice from the small bowl beside her, she glides the ice around the inside of your thighs, making you moan and whine as the ice gets closer to your cunt but never quite providing the stimulation you yearn for.

She chuckles at your impatience before bringing the ice cube between your folds rubbing it up to your clit and down to your slit continuously, you buck your hips and she pinches your hip, tutting “no moving.” She scolds, her tone making your hole clench around nothing. She dives her head down between your thighs, lapping at your cunt. The ice cube moving with her tongue. Your thighs tense and flex at the stimulation on your cunt.

She hooks your thighs over her shoulders before leaning back bringing you onto her face, she sucks and nibbles on your clit. Her fingers trail up your legs until they reach your cunt, she takes the almost melted ice cube and inserts it into your cunt, before taking another ice cube from the bowl and teases your slit before inserting it alongside her fingers. You moan and mewl, gripping at the bed roll.

She chuckles, sending vibrations to your clit as she thrusts and curls her fingers in your cunt, making you gush around her fingers, desperately chasing your orgasm.

Her tongue flicks and swirls around your clit, making your cunt tingle with desire, your back arches as you hump her fingers subtly, she smirks at this and removes her lips from your clit, making you whine at the loss of attention on your clit, your whine turns into an unexpected gasp of pleasure as she starts to thumb your clit in tight circles, pressing down on the nub.

She sucks and licks all around your cunt, your head spins from the feeling of her fingers pumping in and out of your cunt joint with her thumbing your clit and licking your folds, you grip her hair in your shaking hands “S-Shadowheart, fuck m’gonna!..” your cut off as your cunt convulses around her fingers and shockwaves of pleasure crash into you. your back arches into a deep curve as your cum soaks her hand and forearms, she rubs languid strokes onto your clit as you come down from your orgasm.

★Karlach

Your thighs squeeze around her head as she growls into your cunt, the vibrations making your hole clench around her tongue “fuck, look at this pretty pussy” she groans. your puffy cunt, slick with your cum from your previous orgasms gleams in the candlelight.

“K-Karlach..” your mewl, your hips stuttering as you hump against her face, your clit bumping against her nose with every roll of your hips. “Taste so good baby” she mewls, her big arms curling around your thighs to lock you against her face as she sucks your clit, her tongue darting out to trace your slit every so often.

Your hips buck, starting to ride her face. You feel her grin as she circles your hole with her tongue, dipping it into your slick cunt, moaning at your taste on her tongue. “That’s it, ride my face” her voice muffled by your cunt, you barely hear her, desperately chasing your orgasm. You feel the knot in your stomach start to tighten as your abdomen flexes.

“Come on, you can give me one more, can’t you?” She teases.

You whimper, the tone of her voice making your cunt desperate for release, “Karlach please” you whine as your hips start to jerk with every grind against her hot mouth.

She palms your ass with her hands, slapping it and stroking the red marks she leaves from her big, calloused hands.

The pain sending arousal to your clit, puffy from the lack of attention, “aw, does this pretty little clit want some attention” she coos, moving a hand from your ass to pinch your clit, rolling the nub between her thumb and index. Your eyes roll to the back of your head from the friction against your sensitive clit.

Your toes curl as your thighs start to tremble, her mouth hot against your cunt with the rough pads of her fingers rubbing against your clit.

Your head spins as a new unfamiliar feeling of desire pulses through your cunt, realisation comes to you through your foggy thoughts “fuck- karlach I-I think m’gonna squ-“ your cut off as your eyes roll back and your mouth forms an ‘o’ shape.

You feel her lightly chuckle as your squirt soaks her mouth and drips down her neck.

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I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN

It’s not even barking, it’s roaring

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Literally my party except I’m a cleric💀

Best Baldur’s Gate party build!! No i will not be accepting criticism

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Bg3 characters as prompts

A/n: sorry if these are out of character I tried my best, bold for dialogue - bold + italics for actions

Characters: Astarion, Lae’zel, halsin, gale

Warnings: None

Astarion Ancunin:

★“So… Do you actually like me—” “We have been together for seven years. We’re getting married next year. What the hell do you think?”

★ person a and b are looking at each other when there's that one person that annoys both of them, and then laughing. it's that SHARED LOOK and SHARED CONNECTION that makes person a quickly turn away.

★ one night stand between person a and person b, whom were both drunk at the time. person b is in the middle of regretting everything and feeling like SHIT and gently admiring a the morning after because they're aware that nothing will be the same after this and this might even be the last time they will talk.

★ Holding and cradling their face to study it, perhaps noticing something new. Something else to love.

Lae’zel:

★"you're adorable" "what?" "nothing."

★ person b is telling themselves not to get close to person a. but once they see person a right in front of them, they fold immediately. person b listens to any word person a says, regardless of "needing to avoid them." person a has person b enamoured and doesn't even know it.

★“Life would suck complete testicles if it weren’t for you.” “Oh love, I really wish you weren’t always so vulgar when expressing your affections.”

★“you’re a dumbass, please know that.”

★“stop making me love you, idiot”

Halsin Silverbough:

★“to the stars and back, love.”

★“never forget what i said, okay?”

★“i never ever regretted knowing you.”

★“Tell me how you fell in love with me.” “…I literally told you that again yesterday—” “I don’t care, I wanna hear it again. Plus, I like hearing you speak.”

★ picking a leaf/flower petal out of their hair, or brushing dirt off of their face

★ Tracing patterns on your arm or your back when they gaze silently at your peaceful sleeping face(because they woke up earlier than you)

Gale Dekarios:

★ "you could stop staring now." "oh no, absolutely not."

★ “ah, so you’re like my book boyfriend now, huh?” “what on earth is a book boyfriend?”

★ patiently listening to all of your problems. like actually listening.

★ Person A and person B dancing with eachother "i'm not the best at this." "you've stepped on my foot at least ten times, trust me, i know."

★“You're incorrigible.” “I prefer 'charmingly rebellious.” “Fine.” “So, you admit I'm charming?” “Don't push your luck.”

★“You complete me in ways I cannot explain”