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"The wings—do you manifest them on purpose?"

"I don't, why?"

"So you just naturally look amazing when Spite helps?"

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

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Ancient Elven Props

By Matt Rhodes

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none of that blood is her own :3

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never forget those two men were destined to kill each other in a war but something made it impossible for them to die and so they fell in love instead. they were supposed to die at each others hands and now they have been in love for a millennium. "he's all and he's more" i'm sick just thinking about it

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

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27 year old coming of age story

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Unhinged Text Posts: Lucanis/Spite Edition

Part 2

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"I... need to clear my head. Excuse me"

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Do you think the crows keep phylacteries for their mages. Like the assassin’s guild that you can’t really leave or they’ll hunt you down. Do you think they do that too or

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Date Night in Treviso

...two crows working together on a contract counts as a date, right?...

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Lucanis Dellamorte

Rogue, antivan crow, walking dumpster fire.

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"The choice you've made, the price you've paid — was it worth it?"

so that's how Tearstone island went for my Rook, Callistos 😶

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listen there are serious priorities (kissing alistair)

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it's crazy how by writing q and picard tng perfectly predicted the relationship between a tumblrina and a blorbo. like yeah here is this emotionally constipated middle aged man and the omnipotent homosexual who wants nothing but to put this guy in fucking Predicaments. also the omnipotent homosexual is considered a weirdo by his peers. he is also unemployed. that's a big plotpoint actually