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Hueningkai: hyung why are we lying on the floor?

Soobin: Taehyun kicked your ass unconscious

Soobin: so I lied next to you so people would think we're just chilling

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San: hyung was I really drunk last night?

Seonghwa: you were so loud the neighbors called the pollice. And when they asked for your name, you shouted "BITCH GOOGLE IT, I'M FAMOUS!!"

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Hongjoong: you were supposed to do something about the raccoon under our porch!

Mingi: I did. I named him Lord RapGod and apparently he likes froot loops

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Soobin: I wish you would really eat fruits more often

Hueningkai: I am

Soobin: oh yeah? What kind of fruit?

Hueningkai: fruit loops

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Manager: we know you like your weekends off, but we really need you to come in on saturday

Yeonjun: yeah, no problem. I might be a little late because public transportation is slower on the weekend

Manager: what time do you think you will get here then?

Yeonjun: on monday

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Seonghwa: why is there a tall and handsome man staring back at me-

Yeosang: that's your reflection

Seonghwa: I know right

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Yunho: hey do you wanna hear a joke?

Jongho: ok?

Yunho: money

Jongho:

Jongho: oohh I get it

Yunho: I get it too

2ho: *starts laughing in filthy rich*

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*TXT's group chat*

Beomgyu: you know, people should really capitalise the G in God

Hueningkai: yeah, I agree!

Taehyun: okay then, beomGyu hyunG

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Yeonjun, flirting: aye what those fingers do?

Hueningkai: play instruments like no other

Yeonjun:

Hueningkai: *starts playing Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven*

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Wooyoung: what's something guys do that you find is hot?

San: I like it when they roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Wooyoung:

Wooyoung, thinking: damn, I only have two arms

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Yunho: a wise person once said "Make memes, not war."

Seonghwa: and who was that?

Yunho: me

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Beomgyu: I usually get nervous when I talk to cute boys

Yeonjun: aww

Beomgyu: I guess that's why you're so easy to talk to

Yeonjun:

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Yeonjun: we have more in common than you think

Soobin: that's a terrible thing to say

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Hongjoong: what is he doing out there?

Wooyoung, in a corn field: *banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!!

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Mingi: *mumbling something in Latin*

San: oh my god stop doing that, it won't exorcise me

Mingi, checking off the list: it was worth a try

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Taehyun, preparing to cook: remember what I told you to buy?

Beomgyu: milk, eggs and chicken

Taehyun: good

*a few minutes later*

Taehyun, checking the groceries: I didn't ask you to get cheese, a Kinder Joy or a rubber chicken...

Beomgyu: you weren't specific

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Hueningkai: hyung let's be honest... you love me

Soobin: I literally would sell you for moldy sandwiches

Hueningkai: last night you came into my room, charged my phone, fixed my blanket, and kissed my forehead

Soobin: y-you weren't asleep?