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Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.
#spoop#ghosts#prompts#tw death#sometimes your house is haunted by an extremely quiet and shy roommate#sometimes your (apartment) is haunted by the strange noises your neighbours make in the night#sometimes your house is haunted by the remaining cat hair of a cat long gone#sometimes your house is haunted by love#sometimes your house is haunted by the constant spectre of memories#long since passed#sometimes your house is haunted by the dust you just can clean#sometimes your house is haunted by the dried up plants you couldn't keep alive#sometimes your house is haunted by a spider who eats all the mosquitoes that get in#like a roommate paying rent#sometimes your house is haunted by the still-living who aren't there now#sometimes your house is haunted by the pipes that can't not creak in the cold#sometimes your house is haunted by a sock-stealing gremlin#sometimes your house is haunted by the audio of a video you forgot you left running in the other room#sometimes your house is haunted by the back-breaking weight of your own loneliness#sometimes your house is haunted by a fear-twitchy imagination after too much scary media#sometimes your house is haunted by a nervous disposition#sometimes your house is haunted by obsessive thoughts#sometimes your house is haunted by the broken-off snatches of a song you barely remember#sometimes your house is haunted by you#sometimes your house isn't haunted by you which is pretty sad actually#unless it's not haunted by you in the sense that your presence is far to loud to be mistaken for that of a ghost#sometimes your house is haunted by the fear of needing to answer the door#and find pants to put on in a rush in order to do so#sometimes your house isn't haunted#it just is
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reblog to be eaten by this thing
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starting a collection. please add on
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some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.
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#amazing#time to move to Finland#extra makes sense#'cause Finland has cold winters right#people'll literally die on the streets in the winter#glares at Canada
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Today's beetle is Eucalyptus Leaf (Chrysophtharta nobilitata)
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For those like me who aren't familiar, CTE is Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy. Where getting your head hit all the time actually really fucks you up in numerous brain ways and can keep getting worse over time
man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this
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officially the best line in The Odyssey
#humour#vibes#love this technique#call back to#I'm not bitter#I said bitterly#with a bitter expression on my face
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A man says that sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never harm him.
"WRONG," I say to him, at 200 decibels.
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HBD to my boy > 3 < ♥
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a lifetime's worth of blood ✨💉
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My brain is full of tiny fish
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