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I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***

* two quarters and two dimes

** Interstate 64

*** Richmond, Virginia

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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11.21.24

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here’s to everyone hitting a low point after doing really well. you’re amazing and so strong and your hard work is not erased. you will find happiness again

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I'm bringing the polka dot back into style, just watch me

Spotted Turtle (Clemmys guttata)

Eastern USA and Ontario, Canada

Status: Endangered

Threats: habitat degradation, pet trade, road traffic

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a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

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“who’s your favorite character?” my friend’s oc. “who’s your favorite character in canon?” my friend’s oc. “your favorite character can’t be your friend’s oc!” the posters on my walls and discord messages say otherwise. my wound has a heartbeat and only my friend’s oc can fix it. goodbye chat

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Various ice formations on wheels caused by driving through the snow.

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Normal people: hey man how's it going

Guy who loves spreadsheets: can I make you a spreadsheet

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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

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every california election is like:

Prop 47: write a strongly worded letter saying transphobia is super lame Yes: 51.01% No: 48.9%

Prop 63: kill every single homeless person in the state Yes: 75% No: 25%

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message to all bitches

please survive

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last modified 2008-07-08 01:46:10

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*Guy who’s about to put on harsh noise voice* Really? Everything except rap and country?